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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Habitation allows beings inhabit terrestrial areas, then invite over neighbours.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Neighbours exercise in George's house before Olympics, using rubbery seaweed.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
seaweed eat after wanking exceptionally edible diet
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Seaweed expunges animal waste, eating even dung.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Didn't see you there, Jaggedbum.
Diet is extremely tiresome. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
ok JB, you stink and I don't
dung, used naturally, gardeners
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Jaggedone
Banned |
tiresome in retrospect equals sleeping on mother's eggs
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
I always wanted to write that. And now I did. So there. Eggs generally get squished. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I once rode a horse too, a mare and man was she a bucking bronco!
squished quiche usually is soggy, horrible, eggy, dough
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dough, obviously underkneaded, goes hard
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
"Hard" always reeks debauchery.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
debauchery excesses begin after unusual creeps have evil rapings, yes
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yes! Edna survived! |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Survived, Ulrich? Real victors, incorporeal, vanquish earthly dooms.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
dooms or other mystical shit?
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shit here: immature transylvanians.
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Transylvanians: really a normal syllabic, yet latent visual and nonsensical idiotic attempt needling Spoofers.
LG |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spoofers, particularly odd, old fuckers, elicit radical statements.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Statements tabulate a timid equity manager's endeavors negatively, totally sussultatory!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
POM has "SuSSed" it!
sussultatory underlines sad spoofers using latent terminology after trying on rubber yummies! JO *****
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yummies! Uniformed mummy's make interesting explicit sex.
I would also like to add the following statement: People who live in the world under pressure of the system work every day from 9 to 5, go home, have a cup of tea and then fall asleep. They are people who have forgotten about their dreams. The system manages them and they can't do anything else. They work, work, work - faster and faster. They run for the bus, eat fast and can't see the blue sky, all that nature offers, and the smiling faces of people around them. They can't spend the money they have earned because they don't have free time, are too busy or very tired. Dream of flying money's. people. Dream of them. Dream of strange shapes that come to life. And glow in the dark. Illuminate your imaginations and open yourselves to....oh, just fuck off and die, you cunts. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
feeling philosophical toady JB?
sex erotic xmas's
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yes.
I am. For when I think of flying money's (for money are known not to fly in this harsh world of ours with its atmosphere and gravity and whatnot), I sometimes get so frustrated and clench my fist and grit my teeth. Or grit the roads. When it's snowing. And then the bodywork on the car gets filthy and I have to go out and wash the fucker. You know what I mean, eh? Eh? Xmas's make Aunty Susan sexylicious. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
How's the mirror?
sexylicious exertions, x-rated yummies left in cinemas implicate others using sadism
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sadism and dadaism: I sometimes masturbate.
Now there's an admission. |
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