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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:15
Habitation allows beings inhabit terrestrial areas, then invite over neighbours.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:18
Neighbours exercise in George's house before Olympics, using rubbery seaweed.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:20
seaweed eat after wanking exceptionally edible diet



Quote: Jesus Budda

Neighbours exercise in George's house before Olympics, using rubbery seaweed.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:20
Seaweed expunges animal waste, eating even dung.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:22
Didn't see you there, Jaggedbum.



Diet is extremely tiresome.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:22 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 27 Mar 11 13:24
ok JB, you stink and I don't

dung, used naturally, gardeners


Quote: Jesus Budda

Seaweed expunges animal waste, eating even dung.


Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:23
tiresome in retrospect equals sleeping on mother's eggs


Quote: Jesus Budda

Didn't see you there, Jaggedbum.



Diet is extremely tiresome.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 27 Mar 11 13:26
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I always wanted to write that.
And now I did.

So there.



Eggs generally get squished.




Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 27 Mar 11 16:28 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 27 Mar 11 16:29
I once rode a horse too, a mare and man was she a bucking bronco!

squished quiche usually is soggy, horrible, eggy, dough



Quote: Jesus Budda

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I always wanted to write that.
And now I did.

So there.



Eggs generally get squished.


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 27 Mar 11 17:48
Dough, obviously underkneaded, goes hard

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 28 Mar 11 00:23
"Hard" always reeks debauchery.

LG

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 28 Mar 11 15:00
debauchery excesses begin after unusual creeps have evil rapings, yes


Quote: Lady Godiva

"Hard" always reeks debauchery.

LG


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 28 Mar 11 17:15

Yes! Edna survived!



Erskin Quint
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Posted: 28 Mar 11 18:15
Survived, Ulrich? Real victors, incorporeal, vanquish earthly dooms.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 28 Mar 11 19:20
dooms or other mystical shit?


Quote: Erskin Quint

Survived, Ulrich? Real victors, incorporeal, vanquish earthly dooms.


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 28 Mar 11 19:32
Shit here: immature transylvanians.

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 29 Mar 11 01:28
Transylvanians: really a normal syllabic, yet latent visual and nonsensical idiotic attempt needling Spoofers.

LG



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 29 Mar 11 09:42
Spoofers, particularly odd, old fuckers, elicit radical statements.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 29 Mar 11 15:25 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 29 Mar 11 15:25
Statements tabulate a timid equity manager's endeavors negatively, totally sussultatory!

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 29 Mar 11 17:27
POM has "SuSSed" it!

sussultatory underlines sad spoofers using latent terminology after trying on rubber yummies!

JO *****


Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Statements tabulate a timid equity manager's endeavors negatively, totally sussultatory!


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 29 Mar 11 17:34
Yummies! Uniformed mummy's make interesting explicit sex.


I would also like to add the following statement:

People who live in the world under pressure of the system work every day from 9 to 5, go home, have a cup of tea and then fall asleep.

They are people who have forgotten about their dreams.

The system manages them and they can't do anything else. They work, work, work - faster and faster. They run for the bus, eat fast and can't see the blue sky, all that nature offers, and the smiling faces of people around them.

They can't spend the money they have earned because they don't have free time, are too busy or very tired.

Dream of flying money's. people.
Dream of them.

Dream of strange shapes that come to life. And glow in the dark.

Illuminate your imaginations and open yourselves to....oh, just fuck off and die, you cunts.





Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 29 Mar 11 17:46 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 29 Mar 11 17:47
feeling philosophical toady JB?

sex erotic xmas's


Quote: Jesus Budda

Yummies! Uniformed mummy's make interesting explicit sex.


I would also like to add the following statement:

People who live in the world under pressure of the system work every day from 9 to 5, go home, have a cup of tea and then fall asleep.

They are people who have forgotten about their dreams.

The system manages them and they can't do anything else. They work, work, work - faster and faster. They run for the bus, eat fast and can't see the blue sky, all that nature offers, and the smiling faces of people around them.

They can't spend the money they have earned because they don't have free time, are too busy or very tired.

Dream of flying money's. people.
Dream of them.

Dream of strange shapes that come to life. And glow in the dark.

Illuminate your imaginations and open yourselves to....oh, just fuck off and die, you cunts.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 29 Mar 11 17:52
Yes.

I am.
For when I think of flying money's (for money are known not to fly in this harsh world of ours with its atmosphere and gravity and whatnot), I sometimes get so frustrated and clench my fist and grit my teeth. Or grit the roads.
When it's snowing.
And then the bodywork on the car gets filthy and I have to go out and wash the fucker.

You know what I mean, eh?
Eh?




Xmas's make Aunty Susan sexylicious.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 29 Mar 11 18:17
How's the mirror?

sexylicious exertions, x-rated yummies left in cinemas implicate others using sadism


Quote: Jesus Budda

Yes.

I am.
For when I think of flying money's (for money are known not to fly in this harsh world of ours with its atmosphere and gravity and whatnot), I sometimes get so frustrated and clench my fist and grit my teeth. Or grit the roads.
When it's snowing.
And then the bodywork on the car gets filthy and I have to go out and wash the fucker.

You know what I mean, eh?
Eh?




Xmas's make Aunty Susan sexylicious.


Monkey Woods
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Posted: 30 Mar 11 09:11
Sadism and dadaism: I sometimes masturbate.



Now there's an admission.


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