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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 18:42
Surely unicycler's require exercise, like yodellers?



Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 18:44
yodellers often do excel leaving larynx equally rough, staccato


Quote: Jesus Budda

Surely unicycler's require exercise, like yodellers?


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 18 Mar 11 19:10
Staccato timekeeping allows castanet clinkers act totally officious.



Inhopeless
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 19:50
officious final fatalities in case I overstate understated statements.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 19:58
statements taken as truths eventually mean existing nonsense talks shit


Quote: Inhopeless

officious final fatalities in case I overstate understated statements.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Mar 11 14:03
Shit happens. It's true.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Mar 11 14:28
True reality understands evolution.




Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Mar 11 14:49
Might as well do another one while no one else is around....

Evolution = Victorian originated 'life understanding', that is 'Origin Neolithic's'.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Mar 11 14:52 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 19 Mar 11 14:54
Making less and less sense.

Neolithic's evolution occurred like in that hairy Indian's chafed skin.



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Mar 11 14:54
Skin kissing is naughty.




Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 19 Mar 11 14:57 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 20 Mar 11 13:57
Naughty and ugly girls have tremulous ukulele's.

NOTE:
I'm re-editing this to make things all better.

Naughty and ugly girls have tremulous yams.

Yams
are Mary's supper.

Supper - usually pot-roast - prepared evenings, right?

Right! I got his tutu!

Tutu under Tom's ukelele's.


Which brings us back on track....to UKELELE'S.










Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Mar 11 18:14 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 19 Mar 11 18:18
JB

How do you get ukuleles from naughty?

Surely your last word should begin with a 'Y'?

Just sayin'

Skoob

Jaggedone
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Posted: 20 Mar 11 11:11

correct Skoob, he was pissed


ukuleles, kinky unless lost, editing losers equally shameful


Quote: Skoob1999

JB

How do you get ukuleles from naughty?

Surely your last word should begin with a 'Y'?

Just sayin'

Skoob


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 20 Mar 11 13:49 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 20 Mar 11 13:58
God only knows what I was thinking.
Or doing.

I obviously was fantasising about ukulele's.
Again.
Its the shape, see? All those curves. Like a small, well-proportioned woman you just wanna grab with both hands and strum.




Shameful, hurtful arseholes make Edith forget UKELELE's....[sorry, I mean't] 'uncle's' lucidness.

Gay Larry
AKA Jesus Budda, Monkey Woods
Posted: 20 Mar 11 14:35
Shut up, you. You've said more than enough for one day.

Lucidness usually creates intensely dangerous nerve energy, some say.





Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Mar 11 15:08
Say anything Yiddish

LG

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 20 Mar 11 17:10
"Yiddish infiltrators demean Deutschmark", idiot shouted hysterically.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Mar 11 18:50 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 20 Mar 11 19:11
Hysterically you shouted the eccentric ravings in collectively associated ley lines yelling.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 20 Mar 11 19:18
Yelling, Edward, lycanthropic lothario, idol, nuzzled Griselda.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Mar 11 20:39 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 20 Mar 11 20:40
Griselda relates in stories, enchantment, loving delights animatedly.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Mar 11 11:33
Animatedly? No, I might admit terribly excessive deeds like ... yodelling.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 21 Mar 11 15:56
y does y always end up yodelling, it's beyond me an a 200 metre mountain!

yodelling or dunking even lip-reading leaves imbecils near God


Quote: Monkey Woods

Animatedly? No, I might admit terribly excessive deeds like ... yodelling.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 21 Mar 11 19:13
God = obvious deity.




Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Mar 11 15:17
Deity excitedly - incredibly - typed 'yodelling'.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Mar 11 18:30
MW, you deserve and alp-horn blowing up your rear-end!

yodelling, often defines extremely loud larynx interacting near God


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Deity excitedly - incredibly - typed 'yodelling'.



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