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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 18:54
Ruptures ulna. Paramedic then uses restrictive enema, sorely.



Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 18:57 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 17 Mar 11 18:58
Sorely? Only rabied elephants love you!

LG

Don't take that personally dear! Just 'playing the game'.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 17 Mar 11 18:58
Sadly that is all too true...


You only use!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:03
Use surgical enemas.

LG

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:06
Enemas normally encourage mild anal shitting.



Its the truth, ya know.




Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:12 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 17 Mar 11 19:15
Shitting hard is terribly troublesome - if not galling.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:12 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 17 Mar 11 19:16
Galling - ah, Lindsay Lohan is never galling.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:17
I;m not waiting for you!

"Galling and literally libellous", Irma nagged Geraldine.



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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:20 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 17 Mar 11 19:21
Geraldine everlastingly rants, and lectures daily - it never ends.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:26
Ends now dammit!, Skoob!



Night night.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:26 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 17 Mar 11 19:28
Skoob knows orgasmic oriental belly-dancer.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 19:35 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 17 Mar 11 19:38
Belly-dancer especially luscious Lucy - you don't always noticably cringe - entertaining really..

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 20:11
really eating apples lovely, luscious, yummy


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Belly-dancer especially luscious Lucy - you don't always noticably cringe - entertaining really..


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Posted: 17 Mar 11 20:13 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 17 Mar 11 20:14
Yummy - unusually my midsection yearns.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 20:15
Yearns east and rears north-south


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Yummy - unusually my midsection yearns.


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Posted: 17 Mar 11 20:17 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 17 Mar 11 20:19
north-south ordinarily rather too heartfelt - simply overused unctuous traditional hypocrisy.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 Mar 11 20:20
Skoob you was on fire, what happened got dotted?

South over Uxbridge towards highway




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Skoob1999
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 15:31
JO

Word's HYPOCRISY

Sorry for the delay.

Kindest

Skoob.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 16:27 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 18 Mar 11 16:28
Hypocrisy - yet plausible overtones carry revelations into Southern Yugoslavia



(I kept coming back hoping someone would DO this one....it's still here...so there you go).

LG

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 16:28
hypocrisy yells potential overkill confirming right idealists sane, yes?


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JO

Word's HYPOCRISY

Sorry for the delay.

Kindest

Skoob.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 16:31
OK LG you win

Yugoslavia usually gets on Slovakians sensitive left after victory in Austria



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Hypocrisy - yet plausible overtones carry revelations into Southern Yugoslavia



(I kept coming back hoping someone would DO this one....it's still here...so there you go).

LG


Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 18 Mar 11 16:35
Austria upped Slovakia, Tyrol rich in Alps


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OK LG you win

Yugoslavia usually gets on Slovakians sensitive left after victory in Austria



Quote: Lady Godiva

Hypocrisy - yet plausible overtones carry revelations into Southern Yugoslavia



(I kept coming back hoping someone would DO this one....it's still here...so there you go).

LG



Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 16:47
Alps look positively stunning.

LG


Pipped at the post JO

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 18:04
Stunning tatas undulate naturally nearing instantaneous nonstop gyrations!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Mar 11 18:37
gyrations yes, rotating at titilating incomprehensive ovals, no surely



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Stunning tatas undulate naturally nearing instantaneous nonstop gyrations!



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