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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Speech, peroration, encouraging ending, concluding homily.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Homily often means "I love you".
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
'You' or 'Union'?
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Union naysayers insist on nonconformity.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nonconformity, or 'not conforming', or 'not forming', or, rather, 'morphing', is terribly Yeti-ish.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Thank god you came out to play, Monkey.
I was about to leave and go looking at naked women. Yeti-ish entities terrify irate islanders seeking haberdasheries. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Thank god you came out to play, Monkey.
I was about to leave and go looking at naked women. Yeti-ish entities terrify irate islanders seeking haberdasheries. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Haberdasheries are becoming exceedingly rare, door-slammings are seldom heard, especially rooms in East Sussex.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
You know I hate X's.
And I'm not using xenophobia again so I'll just have to wrack my two brain cells for a minute or two, you bastard. Sussex usually supports slave emancipation (Xhosa). |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Xhosa? Habitants of South Africa.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Africa free's rich in - carcerated Africans |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Africans - free reign in Congo and northern Sahara.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sahara, a hot arid region; Africa!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Africa feels ridiculous insulting crap-heads are? |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are ridiculous euphemisms?
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Jaggedone
Banned |
euphemisms usually please hedonists even mediums if solitude means sadism? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sadism = a disgusting idea, sexual molestation.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
molestation or lusty, erotic, sexual torment after teasing infants or nuns. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nuns = usually naughty scallywags.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
scallywags clearly are losers, louts yes? Women are generally saucy |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Saucy Angela unties Charles' y-string.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
y-string stretches too, ripping into needy goolies (ouch) |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Goolies = overly overt 'libido instruments', encourage sexuality.
I'm going out for a walk..... and I may be some time. 10 minutes, probably. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sexuality enjoyed Xmas usually after lent implies terrible Yuletide
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yuletide usually leaves easter terribly inedible, ducks eggs
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