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Fuctifino
Writer Registered: 15 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rhinos have ivory noses or spikes.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Spikes pierce into knees, eliciting screams
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Fuctifino
Writer Registered: 15 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Screams can relieve emotional and menstrual stress.
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Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer  Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stress transcends rapacious egoists stripping subservients. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Subservients, unless butlers, serve everyone Royal Venison in excellent new tomato sauce.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Sauce always uses crushed eggshells
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eggshells give goodness; some had ears like little shells.
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North  Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
shells have elegant little loopy swirls
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Swirls with intricate really little shapes.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shapes having a perfectly equilateral shaping.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Shaping helps assy porkers in neoprene girdles
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Girdles' is really derogatory; ladies enjoy 'suspenders'.
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Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Suspenders usually support pantihose effortlessly nevertheless dames encourage reinforcement supplementation. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Supplementation usually provides people little encouragement, most enjoy negligible taxation and take incentives over nurturing.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
nurturing usually repulses teenagers (useless reactionary individuals needing grounding).
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Grounding really opens up new dimensions in nightly gloom.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gloom - licking of orange membranes.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Membranes envelope mucus, but rarely affect runny noses, except snot.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Snot-nosed, overweight trash.
You know who you are. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Trash reveals additional secrets, hidden
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hidden in dirty dustbin, Edward nibbled.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nibbled in baby bites, like Edward's dog.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dog or gerbil?
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Gerbil emerged Richard's bottom in limbo
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Phil Edgar's Bones
Writer Location: State Of Confusion, USA Registered: 16 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Limbo is malignant blinding oblivion |
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