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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ottomans toppling Tuesdaywards over Monday almost nudged Sunday.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sunday Ursula never does anyone youthful!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Youthful Orlando uttered terrible homily: "Friendship upstages lustfulness."
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Lustfulness - usually sexual tension - fuels unlucky lovers naked excesses seeking sex.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Sex, effervescent xylophonist?"
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Xylophonist, yodeller, Lionel often played harmonica or natural instruments, sometimes trees. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Trees rarely expectorate, ejecting syrup.
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Inhopeless
Writer  Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Syrup: Yell.com! Reggie's understandably persnickety.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Persnickety elderly relatives sometimes noisily interfere. Cretins know enough to yabble.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yabble Australian business browser locates entrepreneurs!
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Inhopeless
Writer Location: Birmingham Urbem, Eng. Registered: 5 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
entrepreneurs need tiny real engines. Pretty recent news events understated. Rents sacreligiously.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sacreligiously, armed Crusaders ruined Edna's labours, irked George, insulted Olivia, upset Sharon. Lousy yahoos!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Yahoos after Harry offered opulent succulence |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Succulence = usually charming Carina using lotion, enjoying naked crazy entertainment.
Hello, Jaggedone. Hows the bits? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
in pieces JB, in pieces!
Hopefully now I've got a bit more time on my hands and my ol mate WANKINDIK too. Anyway: entertainment needs tits, exciting raunchy tits and intimate "nukie", men enjoy naked titties!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
All true. All very, very true.
Titties in tight tops increase Edwin's schlong. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Schlong!" Crispin howled. "Lengthy, obscene, naked genitalia."
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Jaggedone
Banned |
genitalia enjoyed Natalie in Turin after Lazio introduced Adonis
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Adonis?" Donald objected. "Never in Sainsbury's."
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sainsbury's: an incredibly nice shop, but - unbelievably - rarely young shoppers.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shoppers, hoppers,
opulent, petulant, pocket, epaulette-redolent, Steradent. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Steradent: tartar eradicator, renders aged dentures effectively new, tartarless.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tartarless: albacore, redfish, trout and red ling eaten sans sauce!
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tartarless: albacore, redfish, trout and red ling eaten sans sauce!
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Why do it twice?
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