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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:24
Just sent you a message Inhopeless....we have our own Acronym thread....no need to visit this one anymore....Go see!

LG

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:24
Unfortunately during all this drivel the word GRATUITOUS was missed.

So.............



Gratuitous, rowdy animals tortured unicorns, insulted tigers, overturned unruly seahorses.


Seahorses eat algae. Horses often race. Seahorses enjoy salivating.


Salivating animals like inviting venomous asps to incite nubile goats.

Goats often attack terrified sheep.

Sheep hate ecological evening prayers.

Prayers = rubbish 'amens' yapped. Excessively regurgitated singing.

Singing insects nocturnally gather ice-cream nectar , grit.


And now we're back at Jaggedone's word 'GRIT'.














Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:29
LG my rant was not directed at you personally, you always have attempted to bring the thread back to "normality".

If you play our scientific baffoon's games, they will continue. (not only IH, there are others too and they know who they are, they think they're fucking Einsteins!)

I haven't been around for a couple of days and JB has just messaged me because he's pissed off too. All I'm saying is, keep to the fun of the thread, that's all.

It's the thread with the most longevity and we all want it to be around for a long time.

I've noticed many feuds being acted out here on the forums lately and if they don't stop, I'm outta here; fucking tables, bollocks and points, it's mayhem, get rid of the shit and let us all have a good time here.

As mentioned if it doesn't stop soon, I fucking quit!!!!!!!!!

Hell's beels Jagged...I've been here regularly participating. It's one of MY favourite threads.... and I even went along with Inhopless's words. I enjoyed the challenge and had only just this morning tried to 'fairly' get it back on track without resorting to nastiness.

Maybe you can have your game back now and I'll go play somewhere else.

LG


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:31
Inhopeless is a fine fellow and a lover of words and games.

Lady Vagina is a temptress who should learn to love.



Technocracy exists! Check Harold's notebook on 'Chinese Rhubarb' and company yardsticks.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:31
Good on you JB,

Grit reads into tits!




Quote: Jesus Budda

Unfortunately during all this drivel the word GRATUITOUS was missed.

So.............



Gratuitous, rowdy animals tortured unicorns, insulted tigers, overturned unruly seahorses.


Seahorses eat algae. Horses often race. Seahorses enjoy salivating.


Salivating animals like inviting venomous asps to incite nubile goats.

Goats often attack terrified sheep.

Sheep hate ecological evening prayers.

Prayers = rubbish 'amens' yapped. Excessively regurgitated singing.

Singing insects nocturnally gather ice-cream nectar , grit.


And now we're back at Jaggedone's word 'GRIT'.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:35
The first rule of Acronym/Anagram Thread is you don't talk about Acronym/Anagram Thread emails.



Yardsticks are rulers. During Steven's 'turmoil', I confusedly kept smiling.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:37
smiling morons in Lapland, icey northern glaciers



Quote: Jesus Budda

The first rule of Acronym/Anagram Thread is you don't talk about Acronym/Anagram Thread emails.



Yardsticks are rulers. During Steven's 'turmoil', I confusedly kept smiling.


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:38
Word is SMILING.

The best facial exercise you can get.




Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:39
Good on ya, Jaggedone.

Glaciers look almost classically icy, especially rigid slabs.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:41
not anymore JB, it's glaciers


glaciers leave artic crematoriums in Estland reasonably snowy

Word is SMILING.

The best facial exercise you can get.


Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:43

Quote: Jaggedone

not anymore JB, it's glaciers

slabs leave artic bears snowy

snowy northern outskirts: West Yukon


glaciers leave artic crematoriums in Estland reasonably snowy

Word is SMILING.

The best facial exercise you can get.



Mark
Little Red Hen
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:43
It's only a game children.

I've renamed this thread so it makes more sense to new participants. Something I should have done years ago.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:45
Yes daddy, but a serious game, where's my christmas present?


Quote: Mark

It's only a game children.

I've renamed this thread so it makes more sense to new participants. Something I should have done years ago.


Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:46
back to business:

Yukon under King Oden, never

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:48
Never ever visit Edna's railway.



Mark
Little Red Hen
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 14:54
Jaggedone, your threatening posts were unacceptable. Whatever personal grievances you may have are your own, but please don't post them here.

This is an official warning.




Quote: Jaggedone

Yes daddy, but a serious game, where's my christmas present?


Quote: Mark

It's only a game children.

I've renamed this thread so it makes more sense to new participants. Something I should have done years ago.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 15:07 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 6 Feb 11 15:09
I threatened to quit and that is my right to do so anywhere I want.

I've put up with a lot here recently, swallowing the garbage and arguments about points, tables, etc.

The only remaining frontier for a bit of fun and laughter has also been attacked, WHY????????

What is the Spoof turning into, a bunch of egoistic writers trying to cut each others throats, and I get a warning, that's a real joke!!!!!!!!!

Mark, I do not accept your warning, it's totally out of concept.

All I want is a bit of fun and relaxation here, if it continues in the direction it is going, I'll join Earl Grey and the others and QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jaggedone, your threatening posts were unacceptable. Whatever personal grievances you may have are your own, but please don't post them here.

This is an official warning.??????????????????

Mark
Little Red Hen
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 15:12
Right, that's it, you can have a week out too.

I'm not putting up with this shit.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 15:16

Quote: Jaggedone

I threatened to quit and that is my right to do so anywhere I want.

I've put up with a lot here recently, swallowing the garbage and arguments about points, tables, etc.

The only remaining frontier for a bit of fun and laughter has also been attacked, WHY????????

What is the Spoof turning into, a bunch of egoistic writers trying to cut each others throats, and I get a warning, that's a real joke!!!!!!!!!

Mark, I do not accept your warning, it's totally out of concept.

All I want is a bit of fun and relaxation here, if it continues in the direction it is going, I'll join Earl Grey and the others and QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jaggedone, your threatening posts were unacceptable. Whatever personal grievances you may have are your own, but please don't post them here.

This is an official warning.??????????????????


Now, now, I must say, I'm not one to play moral guardian, but if the only front is attacking a person you'll never meet, well then... Egoism? In every group of people, there are nutters. Egotistical prats. We are all human beings, unless you are an experiment by JPL to see whether you can beat the Turing Test, so lets act like some.

Also, the warning can not be 'out of concept'. That means out of thought. I'm sure Mark had to use his neurons to do write that down, so you mean it was out of CONTEXT.

There may be arguments about tables and stuff, but that's a fact. People will argue about stuff. We're not all full-time spoof writers. We have jobs, exams, kids to feed. The table, in our world, is possibly the only thing that makes us feel okay in a while. We're not all cultural osmosis people, so don't expect everyone to write socially thought-provoking stuff. I'm sure there are people who will back me up.

This is my 1.95 pence (after VAT).

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 15:23
Well said! This is a fun place to be until someone throws in the grenade.

LG

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 17:37
Can we play again now?

Whatever happens at tennis, eleven voracious entomologists row.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 17:40
Row or whine?

(Not to be provoking in any way shape or form - that's just what came to mind.)

LG

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 17:43 - Edited By: Erskin Quint, 6 Feb 11 17:44
Whine, horologist, in New England.

(New England is a place I would like to go and a horologist is something I sometimes want to be)

Actually, where is New England? Oh, I remember, phew! Thought I was going mad there.

Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 6 Feb 11 17:47
England needs greener lawns and nicer dachshunds.



New England is a little 'south' of where I live I do believe.

LG

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 6 Feb 11 17:51
Dachshunds: African colonial hinterland's saviours, Hitler's uberhunds, Nuremburg dogs supreme.


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