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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 26 Dec 08 13:45
Successfully, under certain circumstances, especially Spoof stories fictitiously underwritten like little yarns.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 26 Dec 08 13:46
Yarns are really naff stories.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Dec 08 16:04
Stories tell odd realities in extreme situations

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Posted: 26 Dec 08 16:06 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 26 Dec 08 16:09

Quote: Monkey Woods

Yarns are really naff stories.



Stories that ordinarily require incineration, extenuating situations.
(are repeatedly submitted by Mr Monkey Woods. I think Mr Monkey you should be banned from posting anymore acronyms, you are becoming increasingly psychotic- they pander to your ramblings. You should calm down, focus, think and focus by creating more similes, instead. Acronyms to you is like booze to George Best)


Snap Jalopenoman , you beat me to it. That's because I was pleading to the monkey man.

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Posted: 26 Dec 08 20:16 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 26 Dec 08 20:17

Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


Quote: Monkey Woods

Yarns are really naff stories.



Stories that ordinarily require incineration, extenuating situations.
(are repeatedly submitted by Mr Monkey Woods. I think Mr Monkey you should be banned from posting anymore acronyms, you are becoming increasingly psychotic- they pander to your ramblings. You should calm down, focus, think and focus by creating more similes, instead. Acronyms to you is like booze to George Best)


Snap Jalopenoman , you beat me to it. That's because I was pleading to the monkey man.



Back from the required 2-family travel boogie, here we go!

Situations, In Time, Underscore All Tenors In Opera, Needing Salaciousness
HA! Chew on that for a while. (He said with confidence)

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Dec 08 21:33
Salaciousness: a lecher always can imagine one's underwear, since none elect skivy skipping.

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Posted: 28 Dec 08 00:34 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 28 Dec 08 00:34
Skipping, keeping it perfect, practising in neighbours' gardens.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 28 Dec 08 13:17

Quote: Monkey Woods

Skipping, keeping it perfect, practising in neighbours' gardens.


Gardens: Adam raised daffodils, Eve nurtured snapdragons.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Dec 08 20:46
Snapdragons, nettles and pretty daisies rarely affect gardens outside North Suffolk.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 28 Dec 08 20:49
Suffolk, unless fairly foggy, offers little kayaks.

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Posted: 28 Dec 08 20:50
Kayaks and yawls are kept seaworthy.

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Posted: 28 Dec 08 20:52
'Seaworthy' explains a way of really trusting heavy yachts.

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Posted: 28 Dec 08 22:08
Yachts are carrying heroin to Spain



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Posted: 28 Dec 08 23:12
Spain, practically an impoverished nation.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 28 Dec 08 23:20
Nation and tribe imply one's nationality

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Posted: 29 Dec 08 04:00
Nationality and the issues of national alienation lie in the youth.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Dec 08 14:14
Youth often use the headphones.

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Posted: 31 Dec 08 05:43
Headphones exceed a decibel point hastening or negating electrical signals.

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Posted: 31 Dec 08 17:34
Signals, indicate, gear - now a left swing.

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Posted: 31 Dec 08 17:35
Swing was in neighbour's garden.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 31 Dec 08 18:38
Garden areas require diligent earthworms, naturally

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Posted: 31 Dec 08 18:48
Naturally abundant Tribbles use ray-guns against loose living Yetis.

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Posted: 31 Dec 08 20:30
Yetis exhibit tracks in snow.

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Posted: 31 Dec 08 20:31
Snow - never on water.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 31 Dec 08 22:02
Water attracts trout eating rhinos


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