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Inhopeless
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Posted: 29 Jan 11 17:46 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 29 Jan 11 17:52
(you spelt Luxembourg wrong. Please don't villify me for pointing out a mistake.)

Salamanders are little animals. Most are not dinosaurs. Eat real saacharine.

(saacharine is a type of sugar that is 500 times sweeter than table sugar. Just saying.)

armfeetandtoe
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Posted: 29 Jan 11 19:15
Beautiful Undercarriage Mate




Arm xxxx

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 29 Jan 11 19:15 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 29 Jan 11 19:17
(You spelled 'spelt' incorrectly but you got saacharin correct -I figured I'd get Luxenburgh wrong if I didn't check the spelling before pressing the SEND button...but I though to myself, "Bugger it...it's not like it's the LAST word and will make any difference to the game. Besides, someone's sure to spot it if it is incorrect." and I was correc!)

Saacharin always aggravates, causing hairy abscesses - ruining intercourse nightly.

LG

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Posted: 29 Jan 11 19:37
Nightly, iguanas grope.
Houris tantalise.
Lickspittles yea-say.

Inhopeless
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Posted: 29 Jan 11 20:40
yea-say, everybody asks, "so are yeomanette,"

(a yeomanette is a female yeoman. A Yeoman is someone that guards the monarch. Why it isn't yeowoman is beyond me. And please someone end in a 'b'!)

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 29 Jan 11 23:04 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 29 Jan 11 23:06
Yeomanette easily overlooked mainly as no-one ever talks to Ebb.

(Well - many folk make up their children's names and I am wondering why 'B' was requested. I suppose I'm going to find out very soon. )

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 12:40
Every boy's brobdingnagian.
(means 'great', as in 'big' and 'good'. E.g. 'that is a brobdingnagian height', and 'you are a brobdingnagian friend')

I have one word to say. BAMF!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 13:20
Arm, I noticed you sneaking in there with your BUM


Brobdingnagian, really one big diaphanous insert nearing gigantic nosebleed altitudes. Gargantuan individuals ascend 'naturellement'.

Whew!
LG

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 13:27 - Edited By: Inhopeless, 30 Jan 11 13:28
(If you can enter French, then I'll use my poor knowledge of Latin)

Naturellement all the underdogs really exo, lately, looking excellent makes everyone nearly tergiversatio.

(that means backwards, as in 'I am going backwards.')

BAMF!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:06
Fancy shwansy...........



Tergiversatio = enabling rotational gravitational inverse velocities exclusively.
Roughly summarised: attempting to increase orchesis.






Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:08
nor foreign languages allowed here!!!!!!!! please stick to the rules


tergiversatio even reads; rude girls in Verona enjoy really sucking at tasty inverted orifice


Quote: Inhopeless

(If you can enter French, then I'll use my poor knowledge of Latin)

Naturellement all the underdogs really exo, lately, looking excellent makes everyone nearly tergiversatio.

(that means backwards, as in 'I am going backwards.')

BAMF!


Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:10
JB, I did that one!!!!!!!

orchesis really could have existed, surely in Syria?


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Fancy shwansy...........



Tergiversatio = enabling rotational gravitational inverse velocities exclusively.
Roughly summarised: attempting to increase orchesis.


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:14

Quote: Jaggedone

JB, I did that one!!!!!!!

orchesis really could have existed, surely in Syria?


Quote: Jesus Budda

Fancy shwansy...........



Tergiversatio = enabling rotational gravitational inverse velocities exclusively.
Roughly summarised: attempting to increase orchesis.



You did?
Well why didn't you say so, dear boy?
Good Lord! My mind is all a flutter!!!!!!!!!


Syria = yak riding inbred arsewipes.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:19
arsewipes rinse sweaty, endless wankers in production, eating spam


Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jaggedone

JB, I did that one!!!!!!!

orchesis really could have existed, surely in Syria?


Quote: Jesus Budda

Fancy shwansy...........



Tergiversatio = enabling rotational gravitational inverse velocities exclusively.
Roughly summarised: attempting to increase orchesis.



You did?
Well why didn't you say so, dear boy?
Good Lord! My mind is all a flutter!!!!!!!!!


Syria = yak riding inbred arsewipes.


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:23 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 Jan 11 14:24
Arsewipes rarely smell even when injesting proper English sashimi.

LG

BLOODY HELL YOU ARE QUICK


Spam parading as meat!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:24
Spam pancakes are miserable.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:26
LG, you've lost he plot, spam is the word:

spam pleases arseholes mum



Quote: Lady Godiva

Arsewipes rarely smell even when injesting proper English sashimi.

LG


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:26
Ignore my last one, Lady Vag.

You came first (ooer!)


Meat eaters are troublesome.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:28
OK, miserable sods:

miserable is sadness even retrospect grief behind last exit



Quote: Jaggedone

LG, you've lost he plot, spam is the word:

spam pleases arseholes mum



Quote: Lady Godiva

Arsewipes rarely smell even when injesting proper English sashimi.

LG



Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:32

Sunday Bloody Sunday!!!!!!!

troublesome, renegade otters use branches leaving endless streams overfilling, meaning eco-disasters


Quote: Jesus Budda

Ignore my last one, Lady Vag.

You came first (ooer!)


Meat eaters are troublesome.


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:34
WHAT'S GOING ON?????????????!!!!!!!!!

This is a mess.

Which word is it?


I'll wait until this TRAVESTY is sorted out before resuming.


and if it's not I will have to get in touch with Monkey and make a strong letter of complaint.


Yours,


N.M.E. Fighter.



Lady Godiva
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:47 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 Jan 11 14:49
I used SPAM - you missed it! It was at the bottom of my post. I know the rules....You just didn't read the whole of my post before you pounced on me LOL

LG

Ooer! Now I'm doing the same thing as you did. I didn't take the time to read all of the following posts. Someone sort it out PLEASE.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 14:59
Right.
That's it.
I'm taking this thing by the scruff of the neck.
It's all Lady Vagina's fault for messing up EVERYTHING.
You are a very destructive teacher.
I will be writing a STRONG LETTER OF COMPLAINT to somebody about you.



I'm doing Jaggedone.
Not literally.
I mean his word.



Eco-disasters cause ocean destruction in some areas, storms, terrible eruptions, ruined streets.




Lady Godiva
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Posted: 30 Jan 11 15:04 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 Jan 11 15:05
I don't even 'resemble' that remark. (Go check!)

Streets; true rioters enjoy eminating terrorists surely.

LG

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Jan 11 15:10
That letter is already in the post and winging its way somewhere so someone who cares about such things.


Surely ugly relatives eat lemons (yellow)?


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