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Lady Godiva
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Thrive healthily, indeed virtuously endeavour
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Lynton
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endeavour never deflate, eat auntie violet's odious unusual rhubarb
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Lady Godiva
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Rhubarb, hubarb, usually boiled and received bitterly
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Lynton
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bitterly irritated, testily, tempestuously, Elizabeth resentfully leaves Ytterby
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Ytterby? That town's economic resources bring yeomanry. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeomanry: Elizabeth-organised manitees and narwhals roving Yemen-wards.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yemen-wards or Yemen-wars? Yemen-ward = exciting military exercises. Non-combatants worries about rectal discharges sometimes. Or Yemen-wards = exciting military exercises. Non-combatants worries about rectal discharges. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
wards, as in towards. Roving implies a direction. "Roving Yemen-Wars" would not make any sense. The clue is in the context.
DISCHARGES INTERRUPT SERMONS: Curate Harold Atkinson runs grotesquely every Sunday. |
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Hawking's Chair
Writer Location: Orion's Arm Registered: 27 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sunday: undeniably not doing any yeomanry.
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Lynton
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Yeomanry enter old man and neatly register yourself
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Lady Godiva
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Yourself or undeniably Robert's self? Easily lovable fellows....
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
But Yemen-wards is not a word, is it and Yemen-Wars is. And 'Roving Yemen-Wars' makes sense when describing the war as being a movable thing due to the back and forth motion of attacks. Or something. Anyways.... Fellows enjoy licking lollies on walks, strolls. |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Strolls, trolls, rolls, ordinarly leaning left-wards, surfing.
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Lynton
Writer |
surfing under rollers finding innocent narwhals gargling
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Lady Godiva
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Gargling and raucously gurgling, laughing insanely, needing ginseng.
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Lynton
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ginseng ian needs small ego not gargantuan
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Lady Godiva
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Gargantuan always reminds gnomes and nippers that 'undersized' are neglected.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
neglected elephants go loopy easily, crunching trees, eating dwarfs |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Dwarfs wave at rowdy French sympathisers.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sympathisers yes, many piss-artists after ten heavy insults see eventually red, suckers |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Suckers use cups. Kings enjoy Royal silverware.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, back in form! silverware is lovely, very expensive, reliable, wankers are Royal eaters |
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Lynton
Writer |
eaters ate tea eggs raspberry sausages
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Sausages are usually saturated apples garnishing eggs splendide.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
splendide or splendid? splendide people leave elephants near Delhi, India, dying, excruciating |
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