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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Skyscraper? Know your status, creep! Remember, arresting policemen enjoy retaliation.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Retaliation encourages trouble, anti-social loutish idiots and tosser ingrates overusing napalm.
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Lynton
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napalm a paraffin and lanolin mixture
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Jaggedone
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mixture in x-rated TV using raw eggs |
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Lynton
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we've been here before JO and recently
eggs Gigantic gallinule straining |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
and we'll certainly go back for more? straining tea requires an innocent nun in naughty garters |
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Lynton
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garters a really tight elastic retains stockings
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Jaggedone
Banned |
stockings torn on cocks kneeing in naughty, gaping straps |
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Stockings titilate ordinary Cockneys kneeling interestedly, naughtily gazing, staring.
Damn! Straps tangle repeatedly, annoying people strolling. |
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Lynton
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strolling taking really ordinary lazy line in nature's garden
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Garden! Ah...roses, dandelions, eternally natural.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Natural: a term used rarely at Lourdes.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Lourdes offers unusual retards delightful, esoteric sanctuary |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sanctuary = a nice church/temple. Ungodly arseholes regularly yield.
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Lynton
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yield in end lots developed
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Jaggedone
Banned |
God evening JB, how's the rash? developed engineering via Eastern latitudes opened people's eyes drastically |
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Lynton
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drastically radically adverbial severely troubling, identifying calamitously acute lack lustre yarnstorm
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Yarnstorm actually renders needles somewhat technically overrated ruining mittens
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Lynton
Writer |
mittens in two to twelve even numbered sizes
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Lynton
Writer |
mittens in twelve twinkly even numbered sizes
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sizes in Zaire exceed stature.
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Lynton
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stature take a tapemeasure used really elegantly
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Lady Godiva
Banned |
Elegantly ladies, elegantly girls and no tripping leggy yodellers
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Lynton
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yodellers - oh daily Ellie,lady lazily Ellie really. Singers
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Singers in neighbour's garden eschewed raucous sound.
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