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Lynton
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deflowered erased floral lawns on Windsor's exterior roads execrable - definitely
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Definitely eventually flowering, iris, noticed in Timbuctoo, escaped Lilian's yearnings.
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Lynton
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not effing yearnings again?
yearnings endogenous anthropological relationships neanderthals in Norway go southwards |
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Lady Godiva
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Southwards Ontarians urge their horses, wearing Australian rubber dungarees. Stupid!
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Lynton
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stupid tortoises ungainly pachyderms in Dahomey
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Hawking's Chair
Writer Location: Orion's Arm Registered: 27 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dahomey: African hegemony operating muskets, enslaving youths.
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Lynton
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youths older uncouth teenage hubristic sycophants
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Lady Godiva
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Sycophants you clever, obviously personable human and notably terrific spoofer
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Lynton
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spoofer poor old olive fired 'er rifle
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Jaggedone
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er???????????? Lynton is that Spanish? rifle in full length explodes |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Explodes?" Xie* piped laconically. "Obscurely detonated exploding sarsaparilla?"
*It's short for Alexandria, innit mate. If you don't like that, then Xanthippe would be a suitable substitute. |
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Lynton
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sarsaparilla a root somewhat astringent, pleasant; a refreshing imbibition leaving likeable aftertaste
(God ! I must be on form) |
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Jaggedone
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aftertaste feels terrible especially rabbits tongue and spinach taste equal |
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Lynton
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Equal Quint's unbeatable artificial laxatives
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Jaggedone
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laxatives after x-rays afflict terrible interactive vengeance, exploding shit |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shit has incredible taste!
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Lynton
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taste a sense to elevate
(Hi Monkey btw appreciated the PM the other day)
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Elevate, levitate, escalate", Veruschka, "ascend, transcend Elektrogorsk!"
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Lady Godiva
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Elektrogorsk ladies excel - knitting triangular Russian, oval German, or round Swiss knickerbockers.
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Lynton
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knickerbockers now Irene catches Kenneth entering room. Before, Olive caught Kenneth excitedly rodgering Susan
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Susan urges sex: a nymphomaniac!
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Lynton
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nymphomaniac young man, Phyllis has ordinary mammaries and needs instruction at copulation
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Copulation? Oh, please! Usually, ladies are talented in orgasmic nuances.
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Jaggedone
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nuances up arses need crappy extravagant stories |
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Lynton
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stories tall order - raiding Indianapolis's exciting skyscraper
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