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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 19:18

Quote: Monkey Woods

Scrapes can repair after puss-encrusted scabbing.





Good, eh?


I suppose.

Scabbing causes abscesses, brittle bones in naughty gnomes



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Posted: 22 Dec 08 19:31
Gnomes: nice, orange men emitting smells.

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Posted: 22 Dec 08 20:33

Quote: Monkey Woods

Gnomes: nice, orange men emitting smells.


Smells Mangy Every Little Listless Second

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Posted: 22 Dec 08 20:36

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Gnomes: nice, orange men emitting smells.


Smells Mangy Every Little Listless Second


Wait, too easy. Try:

"Smells Manchurian": Ethan's Lightly Listed Soliloquy

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 23 Dec 08 14:06
Soliloquy

Soliloquy: One lists in long oration quantities (usually yapping)

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 15:09

Quote: Jalapenoman

Soliloquy

Soliloquy: One lists in long oration quantities (usually yapping)


Yapping:

Yapping a Pleasant Parody, Inez Needed Guacamole

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 16:31

Quote: P.M. Wortham


Quote: Jalapenoman

Soliloquy

Soliloquy: One lists in long oration quantities (usually yapping)


Yapping:

Yapping a Pleasant Parody, Inez Needed Guacamole



Guacamole


Guacamole usually amasses constantly and mostly obliterates energy



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Posted: 23 Dec 08 16:59
Energy needed ere rowers go yachting.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 17:02
Yachting and catamaranning heighten tension in New Guinea.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 17:04
Guinea unrest in northern equatorial archipeligo.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 17:08
Archipeligo rain clattered hard. I panicked. Edward let it go on.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:30

Quote: Monkey Woods

Archipeligo rain clattered hard. I panicked. Edward let it go on.


Surprisingly awkward, Monkey Woods. Like you, I suppose.


On? Never


And another one


Never, ever view Elephants rectums



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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:41


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Never, ever view Elephants rectums




Rectums : Rectums empty constantly twitching under muscle stimulants.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:51
Hey, Phil. I never said "rectums". That was JB. Stop putting words in my mouth!

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 18:54 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 23 Dec 08 18:55
Stimulants tantalise I. Mash up like a natty tastin' sensimilia.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 23 Dec 08 19:14

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Stimulants tantalise I. Mash up like a natty tastin' sensimilia.


Do you mean "sensimilla"? As in the plant thingy?





Jesus Budda
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Posted: 23 Dec 08 19:23

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Stimulants tantalise I. Mash up like a natty tastin' sensimilia.


Do you mean "sensimilla"? As in the plant thingy?


Fuck it.
I'll do "sensimilia"

Sensimilia encounters no seeds implanted. May involve loose infertile alundum



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Posted: 23 Dec 08 19:41 - Edited By: P.M. Wortham, 23 Dec 08 19:42

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Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Monkey Woods

Stimulants tantalise I. Mash up like a natty tastin' sensimilia.


Do you mean "sensimilla"? As in the plant thingy?


Fuck it.
I'll do "sensimilia"

Sensimilia encounters no seeds implanted. May involve loose infertile alundum


Bitch. I had to look that one up. But that only makes me the illiterate.

Alundum Limits Ultimate Necrosis, Dabbed Under Magnetometers

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 19:53 - Edited By: Phil Edgar's Bones, 23 Dec 08 19:54
Alundum Limits Ultimate Necrosis, Dabbed Under Magnetometers



Monkey Woods: My deepest sympathy for putting 'Rectums' in your mouth. I meant to put 'rectums' in Jesus Budda's mouth.


Magnetometers affect gravity nevertheless every town or metropolis emits tonal emmissions reporting schemes.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:08 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 23 Dec 08 20:09
That's OK, Phil. It feels a bit like I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here having strange things shoved in my mouth!

Schemes create havoc, especially my exciting schemes.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:10
Schemes create havoc, especially my exciting schemes.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:10
Schemes create havoc, especially my exciting schemes.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:11
Schemes create havoc, especially my enchanting stories.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:13
Stories take over reality, in enchanting students.

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Posted: 23 Dec 08 20:14
Students take umbrage, delivering electronic newsletters to sponsors.


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