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Lynton
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A Policeman and I have been called about a mugophile who is in love with a blue enamel mug
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Lynton
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I was called by
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Lynton
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The hospital
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Lynton
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Who were delaying him by
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Ellie James
Moderator  Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I don't understand the obsession he has with this mug, but I am enjoying finding mugs so I will continue later on....
Ellie |
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Lynton
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Trying to get the mug off the end of his knob
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Aaarrrrrgggh!
You can't say "knob" on here! It's rude an that innit. Regards Skoob. |
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armfeetandtoe
Writer  Location: West Sussex Registered: 11 Jun 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I warned him about the French cheese, did he listen? No he fekin well did not. And now he needs to be given an antidote of Welsh cheesewater on toast. Please hold the Lynton down why I insert the tube.
Your Beautiful, funny, erudite, and bonkers. Thats why I love you Lynton. Hope the blue mug stays scratch free. Love as always Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've just found a blue mug!
Roberto Mancini! I'll get me coat on the way out... Regards Skoob. |
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Lynton
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Was he stunned into silence do you think? I mean by 'knob'- it wasn't too over the top was it? - not enough to scare him off back to that big pink fluffy blanket full of jail bait that is 'My Space'?
Hope not - he'll get arrested if he shows them his blue mug |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon.  Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
a lady touched my mug
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
a wife lady
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
it holds a full pint
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
she diswashered my mug and touched it.
she wanted to love and kiss it |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
she died
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
she's in space now
with Jade Goodie |
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Danny Soz
The Rt Hon. Location: London Registered: 29 Nov 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
and JEEZUS!
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Ellie James
Moderator Location: Texas Registered: 8 Apr 11 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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