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quietly gathered up her two young rhinos and together they waddled off towards...

Rochdale, where their Great Aunt Hilary lived in a giant liquorice boot modelled on the boots Charlie Chaplin ate in the film "Silly Walks Without Sound Or Laughs", but, as they were passing Dorchester, one of the hippo-children said...

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Notices to the effect that when they buggered up the anagram game, nobody bothered, and yet, here, when a man under stress makes an honest mistake, he is hounded from pillar to post by all and sundry; however, bearing nary a grudge, he continues the game uncynically; Wilhelm tore up these notices, preferring to ignore them, and then a rhinoceros came in wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar.

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Perhaps it was misunderstood that I merely wanted to nudge, as gently as possible, a writer whom we know will add a whole new level to this potentially interesting game. And with that, the rhinoceros...

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wasn't misunderstood at all; do not mistake my rhetoric for anything else, your gentle nudgings were understood as such

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Quote: Charpa93

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Notices to the effect that when they buggered up the anagram game, nobody bothered, and yet, here, when a man under stress makes an honest mistake, he is hounded from pillar to post by all and sundry; however, bearing nary a grudge, he continues the game uncynically; Wilhelm tore up these notices, preferring to ignore them, and then a rhinoceros came in wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar.

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Perhaps it was misunderstood that I merely wanted to nudge, as gently as possible, a writer whom we know will add a whole new level to this potentially interesting game. And with that, the rhinoceros...

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suddenly, I'm so hungry, I feel as if I could eat a horse or at least a pony, as he climbed upon the hill and took a look out for anything that would provide a potential meal, while his mother...

Trevor, a human, shot his mother for her hide or something. Damn poachers. The poachers were laughing and talking as they drove off...

the white chalk Dorset cliff into the sea never to be seen again, serving the murderous swine right, but meanwhile, far above the heaving main, amid the undulant desolation of Egdon Heath, two hippo-children continued their search for enlightenment in a benighted world, one of the hippo-children saying to the other, "what are we doing on Egdon Heath, surely this is a fictional landscape invented by Thomas Hardy, I think..." before he was interrupted by the arrival of a minibus-load of emperor penguins driven by a...

... a dersert rat, which was followed by some street gangs from LA who were singing...

"On The Road To Mandalay" in an obscure Javanese dialect to the accompaniment of one of their number, a green man with no ears, a leathery tail and flashing neon teeth who answered to the name of "question" and questioned to the name of "answer" and ate porage oats tri-monthly with a mahogany lentil spoon and, one day, while he was pulling the eyes out of a chinese doll, he looked at his best friend, an okapi called "Tim", and said...

Wait, wait! Not in alphabetical order!

'U' is next! Honestly.

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Unity Cliff, and underneath them were some Scientologists, so it was a bunch of birds with one stone (or truck) killed.