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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope  Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A good old fashioned meatloaf made from Dick Cheney's Spam Collection.
Correct! Hillary Clinton has one. |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
There are thirty-two adulterous partners in the Clinton relationship, Bill Clinton has thirty-one, where are the rest?
Correct! The USB port on the side of the laptop Iain |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer  Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Where does my porn come from?
Correct! Goats cheese. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cheese cut by your goat?
Correct! Armadillo |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
What do they make speed bumps out of in Texas (besides dead cats)?
Correct! Crotchless panties |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
So what are you wearing today, Jalapenoman?
Correct! Baking Soda. |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
What was JB trying to create when he put a Pepsi in the oven?
Correct! Levi Johnson |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
What nickname does Jalapenoman call his trousers?
Correct! Elephants. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sat on Carina-eta's groom. Guess who's available again!
Correct! Edible mushrooms |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
Besides inedible mushrooms, what's the worst possible thing to put on a pizza?
Correct! The Statue of Liberty |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What did guys and lesbians look like in the 90's when they put gel in their hair and combed the front up in spikes?
Correct! All-natural California raisins. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
These are shrivelled dried grapes baked in the Californian sun.
Correct! Britney Spears' Breasts |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What part did Fernando Flores refuse first?
Correct! Gravitational pull. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It keeps all of our feet on the ground, no matter how famous we are.
Correct! A plus-sized bra and suspender set |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What is Alex Reids favoured evening function attire?
Correct! 1012. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's the highest number Paris Hilton can count to if she starts at 1011?
Corrrect! Rush Limbaugh, John McCain, George W. Bush |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Brokeback Mountain the stage musical opens on Broadway next month featuring which famous conservative trio?
Correct! It's all Nick Clegg's fault |
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Nick Hobbs
Writer Location: Braaaiiinnnsss. Registered: 14 Nov 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What will be David Cameron's assessment of life in Britain before the next election?
Correct! Running naked through swampland. |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The surprising result of a recent survey of 99 spoofwriters on sexual fantasies about fellow spoofers showed the most common fantasy to be of Jesus Budda doing what?
Correct! Precision machinery to peel a banana |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What does American Public Health Care use to perform circumcisions?
Correct! Flabby middle-aged breasts. Iain |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This "specialist literature" requested whenever IanB visits his local sperm donation facility contain pictures of what?
Correct! Margaret Thatcher, John Major and David Cameron |
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Throckmorton Turdblossom
AKA Jalapenoman |
Who are the only three people left in the English speaking world that Bureau hasn't written snippets about?
Correct! Dandruff Shampoo |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What's guaranteed to make your scalp flake and develop
scales? Correct! The Archbishop of Canterbury. |
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
For whom were the Canterbury Tails written?
incorrect you infidel from America! The Isles of Langerhans |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What Islets are in the kidneys?
Correct! Apple crumble. |
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