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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Jaggedone

Like Ivory?

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Like it?
I love it!

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Racist, where's the Ebony?

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Together in perfect harmony, side by side by my piano, of course!

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JB, your just an old sentimentalist at heart

I'm bringing this beloved thread back becasue the World CUp is getting nearer and nearer every day...just like Old Man Wilkins in that homemade electric wheelchair he built.

Frank Ribery! You dirty bastard! Whats all this about?

Makes John Terry and Ashley Cole look like choirboys.

It's disgusting is what it is.

Outraged.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Makes John Terry and Ashley Cole look like choirboys.

It's disgusting is what it is.

Outraged.

Skoob.

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Alive and Kicking Skoob, that's the main thing!

Inter 2 Barca 1

Half an hour to play...

Skoob

Barcelona were complete and utter crap last night. Shameful performance from them. Inter are an average team at best and they were made appear like superstars next to Barca's shitty play.

WORLD CUP!

WORLD CUP!!!!!

WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!

Just felt like typing that bit of random excitement.

Yabbadabbadoooooooooo..

Felt like typing that too.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Barcelona were complete and utter crap last night. Shameful performance from them. Inter are an average team at best and they were made appear like superstars next to Barca's shitty play.

WORLD CUP!

WORLD CUP!!!!!

WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!

Just felt like typing that bit of random excitement.

Yabbadabbadoooooooooo..

Felt like typing that too.

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JB, keep your balls under control, it's high altitude in Pretoria

Mine'll be weighed down.
Or I could just get somebody to yank on them every so often to prevent them flying away.
Like what happened to my imaginary friend Thomas.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Mine'll be weighed down.
Or I could just get somebody to yank on them every so often to prevent them flying away.
Like what happened to my imaginary friend Thomas.

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Thomas got pierced by a Zulu warrior after floating his BALLS

Wanga Wanga, the official World Cup song.
What the hell is that!
Shakira will never escape from me! Ha!
England are going to play crap, and dare I say it, an African team will win the World Cup or Brazil.
It is not bloody rocket science!

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Quote: Incredulous

Wanga Wanga, the official World Cup song.
What the hell is that!
Shakira will never escape from me! Ha!
England are going to play crap, and dare I say it, an African team will win the World Cup or Brazil.
It is not bloody rocket science!

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WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHAKIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SHAKIRA WORLD CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've just blew a load in my undies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOORAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How much longer do I have to wait until the World Cup happens?

And then when it starts it finishes so quickly.
And I have to wait another 4 years.
4 years!!!!

For fucks sake.

Might I be the first person on here to tip Honduras?


If they win, you'll know I was right.


If they don't, well ... fuck off.

Honduras, eh?
Hmmmm, methinks the silky footballing skills of South Africa could be in with a chance. They are so talented and beautiful.
I want to place a bet but my gambling addiction might set me off on one of those crazy, wild benders again.

Fuck you, temptation.

Who would have thought Barcelona would be whipped by Inter Milan, eh? Eh???
That Champions League Final a few years back with Liverpool beating AC Milan after being down 3-0 at half time cost me 1000 quid!
Why did bet 1000 quid on that stupid game????

I did only bet it in my imagination so I technically lost nothing....but my pride and dreams.

You heard it here first....

France expelled from World Cup and Ireland take their place.(Due to under age sex scandal!)

World Cup tarnished by several deaths of German, English and Italian fans at the hands of gangs of South African muggers.

World Cup cancelled due to terror attacks - thanks to second rate security - most likely target for suicide crowd bomber England - USA match.

Or.....

Cheating French win it - England out in QF's on penalties.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Might I be the first person on here to tip Honduras?


If they win, you'll know I was right.


If they don't, well ... fuck off.

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Monks, you can bet your Bangkok bucks on them.

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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

You heard it here first....

France expelled from World Cup and Ireland take their place.(Due to under age sex scandal!)

World Cup tarnished by several deaths of German, English and Italian fans at the hands of gangs of South African muggers.

World Cup cancelled due to terror attacks - thanks to second rate security - most likely target for suicide crowd bomber England - USA match.

Or.....

Cheating French win it - England out in QF's on penalties.

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Hello Duncan, and its nice to hear from you on this fucking site.

This whole Ribery/Benzema/Underage Prostitute malarkey is a pile of shit.
Shit, I tells ya.

What the fuck is tis all about anyway?

Are the stupid fucking French fucking newspaper fucking fucks trying to do what the stupid fucking English fucking newspaper fucking fucks did with John terry and Ashley Cole and that shit or what?

She was 17 when she was with Ribery apparently.
16 when she was with Benzema.
18 when she was with Govou.

Have you seen the pictures of her?
Why this this a story?

If she was a child or something then that is different, but this is a pile a shit and fucking off with this shit, you fucking, cocksuckers who fill the papers with shit.

This is not Polanski territory.

Bullshit, I say.
Bullshit.

Bullshit!!!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Might I be the first person on here to tip Honduras?


If they win, you'll know I was right.


If they don't, well ... fuck off.

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Monks, you can bet your Bangkok bucks on them.

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Oh, hello, Jaggedone, you miserable old bastard.

Isn't it coincidental that Bangkok is called that name?
How very appropriate.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Jaggedone


If they don't, well ... fuck off.

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Monks, you can bet your Bangkok bucks on them.

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Oh, hello, Jaggedone, you miserable old bastard.

Isn't it coincidental that Bangkok is called that name?
How very appropriate.

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Hi ,JB, are you that Canadian ventriloquist in disguise?

His puppet reminds me of me!!!!!!!!!!!

Canadian ventriloquist??????
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!

Try to picture the scene:
Thousands of ventriloquist dummies playing football.

Place a bet on that happening at this years World Cup.
Mark my words you will see it on the telly and read about it in the papers.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Canadian ventriloquist??????
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?????????????????????!!!!!!!!!

Try to picture the scene:
Thousands of ventriloquist dummies playing football.

Place a bet on that happening at this years World Cup.
Mark my words you will see it on the telly and read about it in the papers.

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Actually JB this time I agree with you, it hurts though

World Cup Rules for the Wives and Partners

1. From 11 June to 11 July 2010, you should read the sport pages so you are aware of what's going on regarding the World Cup and will be able to join in conversations. If you fail to do this, you'll be looked at in a bad way or be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup the television is mine, mine, mine at all times without any exceptions.

3. I don't mind if you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand naked in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I won't have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute - unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor....it won't happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least two six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on. And please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed
during the day.

6. Please, please, please if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game" or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so... called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a break-up or divorce.

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during half-time but only when the adverts are on, and only if the score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".

8. Most importantly, making love is out of the question during the entire month. It has to be a 'quickie' and that has to be during half-time as well.

9. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

10. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because: a) I will not go, b) I will not go, and c) I will not go.

11. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash

12. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" The reply will be: "Refer to Rule #2 of
this list".

13. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, English Premier League, etc.

My money's on The Dallas Cowboys.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

My money's on The Dallas Cowboys.

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob, you've obviously been on the piss again, Dallas is not in South Africa, or?

Well said, Birbee!
Its getting closer and closer every day....