Discussion Forum

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Quote: Jude
I would like to add an event to Bastard list, the Bastard Election, when my choice is between the one eyed monster and the webcam freak I just want whole Bastarding thing to go away, I think i'll vote for Ronald Regan

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Right, I've seen a lot of you around lately.
I've decided its time we became lovers.
It's only natural and fair.
We have so much in common its....surreal.

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OK but all my lovers have to dress up as SuBo, if you can deal with that, we can open talks

I hate the BASTARDS who do quotation marks in the air with their fingers when they are talking to you.








AND CAN SOME BASTARD PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET AN AVATAR UP?

EDIT: DISREGARD ABOVE REQUEST. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I hate the BASTARDS who do quotation marks in the air with their fingers when they are talking to you.








AND CAN SOME BASTARD PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET AN AVATAR UP?

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Go to profile on your writers desk, then click Avatar, simple as that, hope your not in the nude, Jesus buddha might be watching, Voyeur, you know?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I hate the BASTARDS who do quotation marks in the air with their fingers when they are talking to you.

AND CAN SOME BASTARD PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET AN AVATAR UP?

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Go to profile on your writers desk, then click Avatar, simple as that, hope your not in the nude, Jesus buddha might be watching, Voyeur, you know?

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Its true, ya know. I am a voyeur. Or as the French like to call me - 'Voyeur'.

Lady Godiva, you seem sexy. i like your underwear. Anyways, I agree with your comment about those bastards that do the 'inverted comma' finger gesture. BASTARDS.

And people who say 'Genre' or 'Closure'. BASTARDS.


PS: Jaggedone, I'm glad I'm not on your list. it makes me happy. In my heart. I have a heart after all.

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Quote: Jude

OK but all my lovers have to dress up as SuBo, if you can deal with that, we can open talks

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I will dress up as a Subbuteo man. I can stand on a flower pot, paint my hair black and stand motionless until you come along to flick me off.
Sound good to you?
Don't be disturbed if I flirt with every woman (or in some cases men/she males) on this site.
I'm sure you will understand as we share so much in common. Deep secrets.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Jude

OK but all my lovers have to dress up as SuBo, if you can deal with that, we can open talks

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I will dress up as a Subbuteo man. I can stand on a flower pot, paint my hair black and stand motionless until you come along to flick me off.
Sound good to you?
Don't be disturbed if I flirt with every woman (or in some cases men/she males) on this site.
I'm sure you will understand as we share so much in common. Deep secrets.

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It's ok I've been disturbed for years

See you later for kissing and sex. Bye.

I've done the Avatar thing and nothing happened.

I also hate the BASTARDS who say 'prospective' when they mean 'perspective' and the BASTARDS who say "I could care less" when it's actually 'I COULDN'T care less" and the BASTARDS who say "The proof is in the pudding" when it's 'THE PROOF OF THE PUDDING IS IN THE EATING'[/strong]and the BASTARDS who confuse 'infer' and 'imply', 'lend' and 'borrow' (though some of my family members do the last one.)

Ooh! Don't get me going on the people who BASTARDIZE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

"Ooh! America's just MEDALLED", - give me a break or just shoot me.



YES! I MANAGED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I WAS GOING WRONG WITH THE AVATAR THINGUMMYBOB.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I've done the Avatsr thing and nothing happened.

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Did you wear the glasses?

Which glasses?? I've just edited my previous post.

You'll not be able to see it properly without the glasses.

Where do I get the special glasses? Do I have to read back pages and pages on this thread to find out? Oh come ON guys. Give a 'newbie' a break eh? (That's the Middlesbrough, England 'eh' by the way......not the Canadian 'eh').

Hello Fergus. Hello Lady Godiva.
Personally I'm waiting for the implants in my eye sockets to get the full on experience. That should be sometime in 2027. I can wait. I'm good at waiting.

How could I forget this big Bastard: Jeremy Clarkson.

Total and utter prick.
People like the little fella, the hairy chap is harmless in a nerdy way...but Clarkson is a fucking bulldog with an afro and a hive of bees in his fat mouth.
Fuck off Jeremy Clarkson.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

How could I forget this big Bastard: Jeremy Clarkson.

Total and utter prick.
People like the little fella, the hairy chap is harmless in a nerdy way...but Clarkson is a fucking bulldog with an afro and a hive of bees in his fat mouth.
Fuck off Jeremy Clarkson.

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JB WE AGREE!

Its nice when people agree. But in all honesty the only people who would actually like Jeremy Clarkson are middle-class, rural sheep farmers who own helicopters and stick their fingers up cats bums.

How could I forget this big,lanky Bastard?
Zlatan Ibrahimovic from Barcelona.

Why did they pay so much money for such a shitty, average striker? Why? WHY????
And he's just got more arrogant since the move. he is shit and gangly and has a big nose and crap greasy hair and, and, and...I think he is a hateful BASTARD.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic, you useless BASTARD!

I see Messi and Xavi and little choirboy-faced Iniesta running their little hearts out, playing sweet, sweet football and then I see you, you cunt, strolling around like a typical Bastard goal-hanger. BASTARD!
You make Carlos Puyol look like Maradona, you dick.
Fuck off and stop being a prick.

Hello JB

I don't really have anything to say here.

I just thought I'd take it off that bloody hologram thread.

I hate that 'game' It's too complex.

And you started it.

You BASTARD!

Regards

Skoob.

Bloody SFO's dragged that sodding hologram 'game' up again.

The BASTARD!

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob,

You bastard!

Regards,

SFO

Get back and play with your holograms you big Jezabel

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Get back and play with your holograms you big Jezabel

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob please refrain from calling SFO a Jezabel, he's in DRAG

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Quote: Skoob1999

Hello JB

I don't really have anything to say here.

I just thought I'd take it off that bloody hologram thread.

I hate that 'game' It's too complex.

And you started it.

You BASTARD!

Regards

Skoob.

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You'll be safe here. I too am a refugee from that thread.
I'll make a nice pot of tea and get out the biscuits.

It's the Bastards Budget today for Bankrupt Britain.
Alastair Dullthing deserves to be listed here as a Bastard.

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Quote: SPECTRUM

It's the Bastards Budget today for Bankrupt Britain.
Alastair Dullthing deserves to be listed here as a Bastard.

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never try to politicise these forums, death sentence awaits

10% on Cider you Bastard.