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I actually dont have any SFO, I just play along because it freaks a few of the 'serious' ones out.

Join in if you like, kettles boiling.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Join in if you like, kettles boiling.

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You realize, of course, "SFO" has not submitted anything in a while.



Mind if I have some of that tea?

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Quote: Jesus Budda


Hello Fergus. Its me.
Is that the one with the three students? And they all get in the bath? Keep me updated. I mean us.

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That's the one, I didn't catch the name of the film, at one one point the sister tried to shave the pubes of the friend, egged on by the brother of course.


Is that the one we were thinking about?

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I've only seen clips and pictures of it but it sounds the one. I've had to imagine what way it goes in my head and your little extra bit of info on it helps give a far greater vision of what it might be like.
I could always just go out and rent it but the imagination is usually much better.

SFO, you want milk in yours? Sugar? Or are you sweet enough?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

SFO, you want milk in yours? Sugar? Or are you sweet enough?

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Plain, please. I'm very sweet, at least on the inside.

I am a little coarse and rough on the exterior, though. Perhaps you could drizzle me with honey.

Got any biscuits?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Jesus Budda

SFO, you want milk in yours? Sugar? Or are you sweet enough?

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Plain, please. I'm very sweet, at least on the inside.

I am a little coarse and rough on the exterior, though. Perhaps you could drizzle me with honey.

Got any biscuits?

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I have the kettle on and now we wait.......

Biscuits? Of course. I have every sort you would wish for (provided you only wish for whatever I have in the tin and packets).
I am going to start a new thread dedicated to biscuits because I can.

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I am going to start a new thread dedicated to biscuits because I can.

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I can hardly wait!

Life To End As We Know It!

Written by Jean Le Fete



Tags: Global Warming
Monday, 24 September 2007

Sun frozen in the center!


NASAU- Scientists today discovered something even more shocking than "global warming", the Sun is actually slowly freezing at it's center.

"Yes we have confirmed this," said NASA scientist, Elmer Ahmadinejad, formerly of Iran. "The global worming is not any longer our major focus of worry. Soon the sun will condense on itself and completely stop emitting heat and the rest of the galaxy as they say, will be 'history'."

Ahmadinejad was recently loaned to NASA by Columbia University in New York, in a strange move that made it seem they were anxcious to get rid of the former Iranian President. "This simply is a loan of an extroadinary resource, we have been overwhelmed by his grasp of science and world history. Its as if he has a completely different concept of nearly every subject. Take for example his concept of World War II, if Hitler were alive, he would have a very good friend. This is why we are encouraging NASA to expedite their mission to Mars."

"We have in fact planned to expedite the process for becoming an astronaut, to accomodate Mr. Ahmadinejad so he can test an experimental rocket to the moon for us. He seems to be keen to give it a try."

JLF,

Did you notice you wrote "global worming?"

That could be a whole 'nother spoof!

If it's the one I think it is the girl is Eva Green and it should get me some late night reads

of this article of old

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

I'm watching a French film right now and theres some lad making a fry up, pink cigarette dangling off his bottom lip and he's cooking eggs.

Right behing him, his friend is shagging his sister on the floor, he knows because he told him to do it, no arguments from her either in fact quite the opposite.

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Hello Fergus. Its me.
Is that the one with the three students? And they all get in the bath? Keep me updated. I mean us.

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Global Worming, WOW I wish I'd done it on purpose

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Watching the news, I just had a thought.

If enough cubic miles of ice melt, perhaps this redistribution of weight on tectonic plates could trigger earthquakes.

If that is possible, triggering volcanic activity might not be out of the question.

Anybody heard of anything like this?

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Its Planet X drawing closer to earth that's causing the earthquakes.

SFO don't panic it's only the San Andreas fault

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I did a litle more research and actualy called my friend who's a professor of physics at Rutgers University in New Jersey (department head in fact).

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Ask him about this:

http://climateprogress.org/2010/04/19/global-warming-link-volcanoes-earthquakes-landslides-tsunamis-royal-society-scientists/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+climateprogress%2FlCrX+(Climate+Progress)

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Quote: Lynton

SFO don't panic it's only the San Andreas fault

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6rUb_m9M2o

It could be the Hadron Collider, that is causing the increase in earthquakes, which have doubled what they were in 1990.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/post.cfm?id=no-link-now-between-eyjafjallajando-2010-04-21

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Quote: SPECTRUM

It could be the Hardon Collider that is causing the increase in earthquakes.

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That would explain the eruptions, too.