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Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 01:14
Seanachie,

you and Spectrum can discuss the end of the world on the general discussion board if you like, discuss anything you want, within reason of course.

There are no rules as far as I'm aware that says you cant discuss anything of a serious nature, tell em all to fuck off, it's the only way.



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Posted: 2 Feb 10 01:17

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Seanachie,

you and Spectrum can discuss the end of the world on the general discussion board if you like, discuss anything you want, within reason of course.

There are no rules as far as I'm aware that says you cant discuss anything of a serious nature, tell em all to fuck off, it's the only way.




aha! It worked...I knew this hoax would draw you out you retrobate!!!


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Posted: 2 Feb 10 02:49
Damn!!

Morse
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 12:06

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Damn!!




We're on to you Ferg!

(a secret fan)

SPECTRUM
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 16:58
I wish I understood MORSE CODE

Seanachie
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 17:28 - Edited By: Seanachie, 2 Feb 10 17:31
S = ... O = --- S = ...

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Save Our Ship

Morse Code alphabet:

http://ling.ucsc.edu/~hank/morseabc.html

Meaning of S.O.S. >> http://www.boatsafe.com/nauticalknowhow/060199tip6.htm

L = ..-. M = -- A = .- O = ---

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Laughing My Ass Off

Jaggedone
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 17:50

Quote: SPECTRUM

I wish I understood MORSE CODE


you might as well take up Mandarin lessons

Morse
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 20:00

Quote: SPECTRUM

I wish I understood MORSE CODE



Fergie is the site's White Knight...when he feels that people are being admonished unfairly he mounts up and rides to the fray...

we trick him all the time with this ploy to lure him from his lair...

he can also be quite funny when he puts his mind to it

he hasn't quite recovered from "the French Mystery Hand Goal" which has put him in a writing slump....

He'll be back!

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Posted: 2 Feb 10 21:32
Well its good there is a white knight here

Skoob1999
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 21:35
Dunno about that...

"Listen to the children of the knight...such sweet music they make."

Bram Stoker.

Dracula.

Regards

Skoob.

Morse
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Posted: 2 Feb 10 21:50

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Well its good there is a white knight here




....affirmative action....

got to dash off now.

Seanachie
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Posted: 3 Feb 10 15:00

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Well its good there is a white knight here


Lots of White Knights here in the U.S. of A. Mostly in the deep South. Armor a bit different from the British classical types. Kevlar White sheets and cone heads are much lighter and limber for the execution of Knightly Duties.

Arkansas beckons all new tourists for demonstrations to show off modern day crucifixions and burning crosses. It's an efficient twofer: 'Burn the crosses and cremate the miscreant. All in one easy package'. "Come see our magnificent Dark-side. We have plenty of lumber for export and Ya can't resurrect dust" says the new Tourism ad.

"The English are in dire need of heat! We have the goods to achieve It!" says a deeply Religious Tourism and Export middle-man. Bubba is also an expert on Crusades.

Morse
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Posted: 4 Feb 10 22:46

Quote: Seanachie


Quote: SPECTRUM

Well its good there is a white knight here


Lots of White Knights here in the U.S. of A. Mostly in the deep South. Armor a bit different from the British classical types. Kevlar White sheets and cone heads are much lighter and limber for the execution of Knightly Duties.

Arkansas beckons all new tourists for demonstrations to show off modern day crucifixions and burning crosses. It's an efficient twofer: 'Burn the crosses and cremate the miscreant. All in one easy package'. "Come see our magnificent Dark-side. We have plenty of lumber for export and Ya can't resurrect dust" says the new Tourism ad.

"The English are in dire need of heat! We have the goods to achieve It!" says a deeply Religious Tourism and Export middle-man. Bubba is also an expert on Crusades.



Big Guy: Pa. about to go bankrupt...Murtha in ICU....any connection??

Shocking combination of events....shocking I tell you!!!



Seanachie
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Posted: 4 Feb 10 23:24

Quote: Morse


Quote: Seanachie


Quote: SPECTRUM

Well its good there is a white knight here


Lots of White Knights here in the U.S. of A. Mostly in the deep South. Armor a bit different from the British classical types. Kevlar White sheets and cone heads are much lighter and limber for the execution of Knightly Duties.

Arkansas beckons all new tourists for demonstrations to show off modern day crucifixions and burning crosses. It's an efficient twofer: 'Burn the crosses and cremate the miscreant. All in one easy package'. "Come see our magnificent Dark-side. We have plenty of lumber for export and Ya can't resurrect dust" says the new Tourism ad.

"The English are in dire need of heat! We have the goods to achieve It!" says a deeply Religious Tourism and Export middle-man. Bubba is also an expert on Crusades.



Big Guy: Pa. about to go bankrupt...Murtha in ICU....any connection??

Shocking combination of events....shocking I tell you!!!


No shock at all. Word on the street is that Swine Flu took Murtha down. A Family spokesman said that the Congressman will bequeath to Pa a stimulus Package (should he fly to the sty) taken from his pork stash...at 100% interest.

A fine Gentleman indeed! Yep! Fine indeed!

Morse
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Posted: 5 Feb 10 01:57
Hope there's enough room for him and John Kerry in a duplex at Arlington.

They can compare all the medals they 'earned'.

Morse

Seanachie
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Posted: 5 Feb 10 19:20

Quote: Morse

Hope there's enough room for him and John Kerry in a duplex at Arlington.

They can compare all the medals they 'earned'.

Morse


Kerry's wife has indicated he'll be thrust into a vat of ketchup when his time comes. 'He's lived off my ketchup fortune for so long.....the least he can do add some flavor from his boring demeanor'...

Murtha's Family has indicated that his body will be turned over to Swine Scientists for further studies of the pig flu.

Kerry has already tossed his medals back over the White-House fence with an Al Gore suggestion to recycle the metal for those who deserve them.

Gore says that global warming will accomplish that very feat very quickly.

I'd have to make the observation that all three men are a bit green about the gills.

Lynton
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Posted: 6 Feb 10 14:43
Don't know where you live friend but it isn't on the same Earth as me



Quote: SPECTRUM


Quote: Lynton

Sorry SPECTRUM it's not that simple (would that it were).

The Paris pact or Kellogg-Briand pact of which this speaks prohibited the use of war as an instrument of national policy. Its formal name is General Treaty for the Renunciation of War. It prevented nothing. Perhaps this is because humans only evolved to participate effectively in small social groups rather than Nations and that is why we have Politics which should help to make things "possible". We also have "law", which far from being an absolute is relative and open to interpretation and change. These exist because perfection/paradise do not exist (and anyway would be about as boring as an unending Sunday afternoon).

It is relatively easy to prosecute Balkan War Criminals. However, although I do not agree with Blair I can see his point when he said that the question being asked at any inquiry would be why didn't we get rid rather than why did we, if in fact Saddam had been left in place and ended up using WMD. The result would have been a mess either way because that is the nature of the Middle East and the nature of human beings.

We are well rid of Saddam, WMD or no. We can question our PM's approach to sexing up the evidence. We can and should question the death of Dr. David Kelly. We can question the lack of a second UN resolution too, but, since when did the UN ever solve anything? We can also question the lack of preparation for the aftermath and the lamentable lack of historical awareness of the average politician.

The invasion of Iraq was not a matter of National Policy exactly, although it was convenient. The Chilcott Committee will not ask the questions we want because it is only there to produce recommendations. These we should not underestimate because hopefully they will contribute greatly to the end of the runaway form of non-consultatory Government practised by Blair et al. and envied by other politicians.

Politics will always work this way. We can live with it and use this site to make our points. Good for us! When others start interfering with our right to do this then we should really get worried.

Now Mr. SPECTRUM I would be grateful to hear you ideas for solving the problems posed by Iran, Afghanistan, and the the threats to Pakistan and Middle Eastern security and while you are at it the Israel/Palestine conflict.



Quote: SPECTRUM

The First World War was called the War to end all wars because
all the major nations of the world got together and signed
The Kelloch Briand Treaty a law which was to become the main law in International War Crime as it clearly states that any country that engages in war is guilty of International War Law. The Nazis were convicted after the second world war for violating this very treaty and this was the very treaty they were convicted of under International War Law. Despite the fact that certain World super powers have signed this treaty they continue to ignore it. They are all guilty of International War Crime for every war they have been involved in since they signed The Kelloch Briand Treaty.
Bush And Blair are War Criminals responsible for the deaths of millions of people and they will one day be held accountable for their actions.



Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Every nation that has risen to a position of power has carried out Imperialist Empire building policies killing and exploiting millions in every country they have invaded.
All wars are caused by the Evil Empire builders the worst being the British Empire. The greatest crime in history was
genocide in India where 1.5 BILLION people died under British rule. Then when they left in 1947 they caused the deaths of millions more by creating Pakistan in the India/Pakistan partition. everywhere they have drawn lines on maps including Northern Ireland and Israel/Palestine they have caused never ending problems.
Humans already have enough weapons to destroy the earth many times over and that is exactly what is going to happen if we don't wake up and stop the Warmongers.


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Posted: 18 Feb 10 12:49
Looks like Global Warring is going to continue then

Seanachie
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Posted: 19 Feb 10 07:56

Quote: SPECTRUM

Looks like Global Warring is going to continue then


War will continue as long as there are two human beings left on Earth. It's been that way since Cain & Abel. Nothing new going on at all.

I always wonder if I'll be the last one standing. Who Knows?

Is it the meek who shall inherit the Earth or only the strong who shall survive? Who knows?

Not me anyways.

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Posted: 19 Feb 10 09:06 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 19 Feb 10 09:34

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Quote: SPECTRUM

Looks like Global Warring is going to continue then


War will continue as long as there are two human beings left on Earth. It's been that way since Cain & Abel. Nothing new going on at all.

I always wonder if I'll be the last one standing. Who Knows?

Is it the meek who shall inherit the Earth or only the strong who shall survive? Who knows?

Not me anyways.



You're probably both right.

However, when people (as opposed to their representatives) have easy access to food and education, they are far less likely to wage war.

Eating low on the food chain is an easy way for anyone to free up resources and ease conditions for people like these... without a government program!!

Think globally, act locally, and above all, stay positive.

Now, I'm off to hug a tree.





















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Posted: 19 Feb 10 09:39

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Seanachie


Quote: SPECTRUM

Looks like Global Warring is going to continue then


War will continue as long as there are two human beings left on Earth. It's been that way since Cain & Abel. Nothing new going on at all.

I always wonder if I'll be the last one standing. Who Knows?

Is it the meek who shall inherit the Earth or only the strong who shall survive? Who knows?

Not me anyways.



You're probably both right.

However, when people (as opposed to their representatives) have easy access to food and education, they are far less likely to wage war.

Eating low on the food chain is an easy way for anyone to free up resources and ease conditions for people like these... without a government program!!

Think globally, act locally, and above all, stay positive.

Now, I'm off to hug a tree.






















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Posted: 19 Feb 10 09:42
If the two people left were John Lennon & Gandhi there would be no war. The trouble is any body that preaches World Peace
ends up being shot.

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Posted: 19 Feb 10 11:20

Quote: SPECTRUM

The trouble is any body that preaches World Peace
ends up being shot.





Only the ones who bring enough people together at a grassroots level to threaten the establishment.

One of the primary functions of organizations, as with living organisms, is to grow and thrive, whether they be business establishments, established governments, the military establishment.

Here's a partial quote from someone who, despite his best attempts, failed to get himself shot:

"The age of the ignorant rapper is done
Knowledge Reigns Supreme Over Nearly Everyone
The stereotype must be lost
That love and peace and knowledge is soft
Do away with that and understand one fact
For love, peace must attack
And attack real strong, stronger than war
To conquer it and its law
Mental pictures, stereotypes and fake history
Reinforces mystery
And when mystery is reinforced
That only means that knowledge has been lost
When you know who you really are
Peace and knowledge shines like a star"

c/o The Blastmaster KRS-One.

Yes, "reinforced" and "lost" rhyme... at least in The Bronx.





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