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Morse
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Posted: 18 Jan 10 22:09


I'm so old I enlisted in the Army cause I thought it was my duty & I was proud of America....

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 16:07

Quote: Morse

I'm so old I enlisted in the Army cause I thought it was my duty & I was proud of America....


Morse, you're so old you remember Vietnam

birbee
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 16:15
I'm so old, I could remember what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread, but I am so old I forgot...............

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 16:37

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I'm so old, I could remember what was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread, but I am so old I forgot...............


A demented Birb in the hand is worth 2 in a demented Bush

Actually my earliest memory is living in a Prefab made of Asbestos and I haven't been the same since, cough, cough!

birbee
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 16:41
My earliest memory is seeing a very bright light and hearing the words "Congratulations Mrs Birbee, it's a boy....."

Morse
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 16:53

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My earliest memory is seeing a very bright light and hearing the words "Congratulations Mrs Birbee, it might even be a boy....."


birbee
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 16:57

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My earliest memory is seeing a very bright light and hearing the words "Congratulations Mrs Birbee, it's a boy and my God he's hung like a donkey, and a bloody lucky donkey at that....."


Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 17:53

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Morse

I'm so old I enlisted in the Army cause I thought it was my duty & I was proud of America....


Morse, you're so old you remember Vietnam


I'm so old I remember seeing Morse in Vietnam!

Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod
Posted: 19 Jan 10 17:56
I'm so old I remember when dinosaurs started knock-knock jokes!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Jan 10 18:26

Quote: Bargis Tryhol

I'm so old I remember when dinosaurs started knock-knock jokes!


Who's there?

Ma-tin-ni

Ma-tin-ni-who?

RUSTY KNOCKKNEE-KNOCK

Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod
Posted: 20 Jan 10 00:10
I'm so old when I was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick!


Morse
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Posted: 20 Jan 10 00:41


I'm so old, I used to drink the milk from the cow that's now Skoob's Cloak!

Bureau
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Posted: 20 Jan 10 13:57



I'm so old I remember when 'Frankie The J' was 'Frankie The A' and 'Skoob1999' was 'Skoob1999BC'.

Morse
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Posted: 20 Jan 10 14:50

Quote: Bureau

I'm so old I remember when 'Frankie The J' was 'Frankie The A' and 'Skoob1999' was 'Skoob1999BC'.




*****!


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