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Quote: Geneva Slim

SWTL (Single White Time Lord) looking for companion, for fun & possible intergalactic, wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey type of travel. Must be comfortable schmoozing with and possibly helping to kill all types of alien creatures. Race unimportant, but you must be human. No need to contact me; I will know if you're interested and suddenly just pop up in your life.

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Liked this one Geneva.


"Foul smelling troll seeks nubile young nymph to bathe him"

- ad from the New York Review of Books

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My dear Victor -

Thank you, kind sir. My "Doctor Who" obsession finally pays off.
(Actually, it's more a David Tennant obsession... hey, I'm in prison, for
God's sake!)

- G. Slim

Nymphomaniac seeks used, second, unwashed Dildo for a bit of comfort inbetween as my knackered husband sleeps it off!
Batteries must be included, have no time to go to the shop!

Apparently someone forgot to attribute something to Larry Niven, who in his 1971 book "All The Myriad Ways" had an article called "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex".

Pensioner with PTSD seeks energetic woman older than his daughter to kill doves with one New Years Day. Bring bait corn. Meet me behind the shed with a sled and lots of blanets, jello molds, and snow angels.

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Quote: Frankie The J

Pensioner with PTSD seeks energetic woman older than his daughter to kill doves with one New Years Day. Bring bait corn. Meet me behind the shed with a sled and lots of blanets, jello molds, and snow angels.

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Frankie J seeks shrink's couch to roll off of!

I'm not looking for love.

I've got that already.

As I'm ever so slightly pissed however, and not likely to make it to Midnight Mass, and the wife's disowned me...

Could somebody carry me home?

Please...

Climb up here old chap
now which way to the isle of Wight ferry?

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Intelligent SWM Looking for Miss Right. Must like being smacked around once in awhile just for kicks. Also must like to pick up dog crap (mine and others). Good cook a plus!
If interested write Box A7386 Springfield, Il

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LOL oh my gawd you are to funny. I love it. I'll be on the next plane with my boxing gloves just love it when a man goes down in one punch giggle

Wanted SWM who loves to cuddle who's diaper I don't have to change. Has to share the remote control and will not live on the porn sites. Must have manners and keep his body and mind clean. Geesh reading this gives me no hope of finding someone must learn to lower my expectations. LOL