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J-Man

Ginger, no doubt.

How the heck did I forget Ginger on my list of childhood crushes.

Cheers,

Skoob.

Easy peasy, Mary Ann and Ginger.

Peas and vinegar or fries and ketchup?

Ketchup is the fastest way to ruin perfectly good fries.

Peas just ruin everything.

I'd rather put vinegar on my fries!

Oh, and I'm partial to Mary Ann myself (but am open to suggestion depending on how much Mrs. Howell pays for services).

The Scots need to weigh in on this.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Ketchup is the fastest way to ruin perfectly good fries.

Peas just ruin everything.

I'd rather put vinegar on my fries!

Oh, and I'm partial to Mary Ann myself (but am open to suggestion depending on how much Mrs. Howell pays for services).

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J-Man

With all due respect, you don't get peas. And it sounds like you don't really get pies either. We're not talking fruit pies here, we're talking pies with meat in them, like steak pies, or steak and kidney pies.

Pie and peas is a delicacy here in the UK, and as Billy Connolly informs me via my TV it's also a delicacy in Sydney, Australia, where it's known as a 'pie floater'

Mind you, you probably still think your version of football is superior.

Move to England J-Man - I'll show you the ropes!

Respectfully

Skoob

Pies? With kidney and liver? I'll take the fruit pies anyday, thank you. Keep the ropes,

We call those 'pot pies' over here, but they have chicken and beef in them. Not those 'other' meats; the parts that should be thrown out.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

Pies? With kidney and liver? I'll take the fruit pies anyday, thank you. Keep the ropes,

We call those 'pot pies' over here, but they have chicken and beef in them. Not those 'other' meats; the parts that should be thrown out.

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Ah MB

And I thought you loved me.

Cultural differences...

Skoob.

Madame Bitters:

Would you rather eat haggis

or

Have a high colonic with Starbucks coffee?

Would you rather gargle with bleach or watch a Pauly Shore film festival.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Would you rather gargle with bleach or watch a Pauly Shore film festival.

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Gargle with bleach, because from what our USA writers tell us, Pauly Shore is really shit.

Now to the point, I thought Madame Bitters may have harboured some kind of affection for me. I offered her the kissing job at the bankrupt bar. Still, no hard feelings...

Black pudding or Haggis?

Both delicious but both acquired tastes.

Be interesting to know how many of our American brethren have tried either?

You know, you guys, there's more to life than steak and chilli.

Just saying....

Skoob.

In north america puddings are sweet soft deserts made with milk and sugar, not sausages made with buckwheat and blood.

Those are called blood sausages.

Had both. Prefer haggis, boiled for an hour and a half minimum.

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Quote: victor nicholas

In north america puddings are sweet soft deserts made with milk and sugar, not sausages made with buckwheat and blood.

Those are called blood sausages.

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Doc,

That's because you're all woofters. Proper geezers eat black pudding and haggis and have a succinct comprehension of pepper, mustard and malt vinegar.

Oh, we also have really bad breath.

But we don't generally do Black Forest Gateau and shit.

Au Revoir mon ami.

Skoob.

Robbie Burns day is when most haggis gets served here

Would you rather be a fly on the wall

Or a Hostess Twinkie

Would you rather buy a hostess a drinkie or see her twinkie.

Would you rather:

1. Swing on a star

or

2. Carry moonbeams home in a jar



Try to be objective about this.

I almost went with the second one, but then I saw that it read moon beams, not 'moonshine'. So I guess I'll swing on the star.

Um, no one happens to have any moonshine with them, do they?
(I like the xxx brand, just to be clear.)

Ok, here's a toughie: would you rather watch the Pauly Shore movie marathon VN mentioned earlier? Or would you rather wipe your ass with sandpaper for a week?

Don't they do that in Russia?

Here in West Virginia we use corn cobs when there ain't no Sears catalogue (which is required reading in outhouses). We got X, XX, and XXX white liquor here, MB.

Would you rather wear garters to hold up your socks (men?

or

Wear a cod piece stuffed with a cod?

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Quote: Frankie The J

Here in West Virginia we use corn cobs when there ain't no Sears catalogue (which is required reading in outhouses). We got X, XX, and XXX white liquor here, MB.

Would you rather wear garters to hold up your socks (men?

or

Wear a cod piece stuffed with a cod?

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Whilst miming the Rocky Horror Show, garters

cod piece stuffed with cod, no answer, we're vegetarians!

Try this one would you rather drive a Merc or ex-East German Trabby? (communist Krauts are refused access to this particular challenge!)

Are you talkin cattle or battle?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Are you talkin cattle or battle?

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VC, your cryptical one-liners are reaching Superman status, can't understand a fucking thing!

cattle or battle =

cat-tail or bat-tail-ender

anyone for Cricket or croquet?

Would you rather croak

or

Kay

Would you rather read Dicken's A Tale of Two Cities or have your dick in The Sale of Two Titties?