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The San Francisco Onion

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Location: The produce section
Registered: 14 Dec 08

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Posted: 9 Sep 09 19:05

Quote: Jaggedone

Self opinionated people tend to be tossers!

That's your opinion.

Q: Are you a writer or an author?

I think of myself as a writer.

41%

I think of myself as an author

25%

I play with myself too much.

16%

I am a bed wetter.

16%

There have been 12 responses to this poll

BuckwheatsButt

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Posted: 9 Sep 09 19:09 - Edited By: BuckwheatsButt, 9 Sep 09 19:09

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Quote: Jaggedone

Self opinionated people tend to be tossers!

That's your opinion.

Want my opinion?

nellabella

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Location: Saratoga Springs, New York
Registered: 8 Sep 09

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Posted: 9 Sep 09 20:03

Thanks guys. I got banned from all the Susan Boyle websites and am looking for a hidey hole. I feel you all understand me already 'cause no one else does.

Skoob1999

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Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

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Posted: 9 Sep 09 20:18

Quote: nellabella

Thanks guys. I got banned from all the Susan Boyle websites and am looking for a hidey hole. I feel you all understand me already 'cause no one else does.

Nobody understands anything here.

Nothing new there then.

Welcome to the world of the Spoof.

Susan Boyle?

Isn't she a striker for Rangers?

Skoob.

Jaggedone

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Posted: 11 Sep 09 18:26

Isn't she a striker for Rangers?

Skoob.

Yeah and his alias is Jesus Buddha!

Jaggedone

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Posted: 11 Sep 09 18:29

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Quote: Jaggedone

Self opinionated people tend to be tossers!

That's your opinion.

yes and it seems to smell of a certain of O-pi-NION!

BuckwheatsButt

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Posted: 13 Sep 09 16:06

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

If The Spoof counts as a publisher, I am an author.

Otherwise, I am a pensmith, which is not so bad, and I am not so bad at it.

As far as playing with myself, define "too much."

We all thought you were a parking valet? Now the playing with yourself bit, I don't know.

Jaggedone

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Posted: 14 Sep 09 13:40

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

If The Spoof counts as a publisher, I am an author.

Otherwise, I am a pensmith, which is not so bad, and I am not so bad at it.

As far as playing with myself, define "too much."

We all thought you were a parking valet? Now the playing with yourself bit, I don't know.

As mentioned before "Tossers" are addicted wankers that leave no stains!

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