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Who's Thatcher, Ben or Bill?

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Quote: Jaggedone

Who's Thatcher, Ben or Bill?

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Flobbalop - Bill

If you really loved me you'd swallow that - Ben

Regards JO

Skoob.

Just watched The Hours - I thought that wasn't bad, going to watch True Romance (Again) tonight - just to watch Tony Soprano beat up the bird in it - and of course Brad Pitt's cameo as a Pot Head - actually have to admit Pitt is not a bad actor.

Don't watch Saving Ryan's Privates - totally misleading and Tom Hanks isn't in it! I thought it was a follow up!

Any other film titles we can change around to make Porno sounding titles?

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jaggedone

Who's Thatcher, Ben or Bill?

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Flobbalop - Bill

If you really loved me you'd swallow that - Ben

Regards JO

Skoob.

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What was the flowers name? I fell in love with her!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Gangs Of New York.

Most of which was filmed in Rome.

Love Scorcese's movies.

Also 'Heat' with DeNiro and Pacino, directed by Michael Mann.

Just saying.

Regards

Skoob.

And 'Raging Bull.' By the way.

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Yeah...'Heat' It had the baddest shoot out scene in any movie. Very realistic too. The best part was when DeNiro and Pacino had a sit down at a diner and talked. Seeing these too act together was a treat.

Totally agree Buck.

The diner scene was electrifying. How they told one-another that they would do whatever they had to do, and if it meant bumping heads - so be it.

Magic.

Regards

Skoob.

There's also the children's classic, "Elmo on Nightmare Street."

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jaggedone

Who's Thatcher, Ben or Bill?

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Flobbalop - Bill

If you really loved me you'd swallow that - Ben

Regards JO

Skoob.

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What was the flowers name? I fell in love with her!

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Little Weed.

Fine figure of a plant!

Regards Skoob.

Don't forget the new Harrison Ford movie. It is a sequel to some of his earlier films, but takes place in the near future and shows the results of the government bail-outs of the auto industry:

Indiana Jones and the Last Chrysler

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Don't forget the new Harrison Ford movie. It is a sequel to some of his earlier films, but takes place in the near future and shows the results of the government bail-outs of the auto industry:

Indiana Jones and the Last Chrysler

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5* for that one J-Man!

Regards

Skoob.

Since we're talking about movies and alot of you are adding your favorites, I have one that is a comedy and probably has the funniest scene I've ever watched.

Eddie Murphy in 'The Nutty Professor' where he and his family are at dinner and the Professor joins them and has his new date along with him. Every character at the table is played by Eddie Murphy except the little boy Hercules.

I recently visited an alterations lady to have a jacket re-sized and she not only was the spitting image of the Professor's Mother character in the movie, she sounded exactly like her! I had a hard time keeping a straight face, it was that funny! I half expected her to clap and say 'My little Hercules!'

And did she?

Did she say it, Buck?

Look, you lot are not taking me seriously about this fucking homework, are you?

I think, instead, because you all seem to have turned into a bunch of retards, we should pick ONE FILM and discuss it at length. I'll choose.

Erm, the film I have chosen to discuss is: The Sound Of Music starring Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer and Adolf Hitler.

Skoob, you go first. Discuss.

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Quote: Duncan Whitehead

Don't watch Saving Ryan's Privates - totally misleading and Tom Hanks isn't in it! I thought it was a follow up!

Any other film titles we can change around to make Porno sounding titles?

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Absolutely!

In,Out&In Again

Star Whores: Episode 69

American Booty

Ass Pirates of the Carribean

Deeper Impacts

Whoreoween

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Quote: Monkey Woods

And did she?

Did she say it, Buck?

Look, you lot are not taking me seriously about this fucking homework, are you?

I think, instead, because you all seem to have turned into a bunch of retards, we should pick ONE FILM and discuss it at length. I'll choose.

Erm, the film I have chosen to discuss is: The Sound Of Music starring Julie Andrews, Christopher Plummer and Adolf Hitler.

Skoob, you go first. Discuss.

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Monkey my esteemed friend.

How the devil are you?

How did you even know I was here? Hmmmm.

Now then, The Sound Of Music.

I'd have solved a problem like Maria. On first instincts I'd probably have shot her. But then again she did give me a basic understanding of music (Doh Reh Mi) and I did drop a choc ice wrapper directly down from the balcony into a woman's handbag below. Tiger Woods would have been proud of me.

Maria was obviously a closet lesbian paedophile who fancied a leg-over with the Von Krapp family, but settled instead for Christopher Plummer. It was all a cunning ploy. This is a film for perverts. The other film you told us to do for homework is shit too.

Do you ever watch decent films?

Just wondered.

Skoob.

I always though that The Sound of Music was a medical drama.

I mean, it all starts out with a bunch of nuns singing "How do you solve a problem like diaherria?"

After that, the kids wear clothes made out of curtains, but they don't use the curtain rods like Carol Burnett did.

Then there's the Nazis. By the way, speaking of Nazis...did you hear about the new German microwave oven? Seats six.

Also, when you are trying to be quiet and run away from the Nazis who are chasing you with guns and dogs, you don't run up the mountains all singing together!

I also think that if Julie Andrews was going to do a nude scene, she should have done it here when she was much younger (instead of waiting until she was in her 60's).

J-Man

That's 'diarrhoea' in English anyway.

Julie Andrews naked?

I'm off to bed in a few minutes.

What are you trying to do to me?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Julie Andrews naked?

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The idea is preposterous. And disgusting.

She was born with clothes on.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

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Quote: Skoob1999

Julie Andrews naked?

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The idea is preposterous. And disgusting.

She was born with clothes on.

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Exactly.

Goodnight chaps.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999
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Some bad classics:
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Bad Taste
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Skoob.

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Liked your bad classics list Skoob. Not many people will have seen Bad Taste (Basically a home movie made by the Lord of the Rings director when he was a kid and before CGI was invented.)

And you missed out 'If', the Lindsay Anderson film with Malcome McDowell. Half colour, half in B&W, wierd quintessentially British story based on public school, soundtrack based on an African Latin Mass, etc.

All the best
Roy

A news story today:

http://www.businessweek.com/technology/technology_at_work/archives/2009/08/us_marine_corps.html?chan=technology_technology+index+page_top+stories

Another spoof based on a Stanley Kubrick movie:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i57723

The first one:

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i56485

Its accompanying news story:

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/census/2009-07-05-samesexcensus_N.htm


SFO

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Quote: Adam Click

There's also the children's classic, "Elmo on Nightmare Street."

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Ad, are you in the boat with VC or just paddling along, superb, keep bailing us all out!

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Quote: Jalapenoman
I also think that if Julie Andrews was going to do a nude scene, she should have done it here when she was much younger (instead of waiting until she was in her 60's).

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Truer words were never spoken.

The same might be said of Mary Tyler Moore's bare breasts.

In the 60's, they were both smoking hot, at least according to the SFO.

I am so in the boat, I am the boat!

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Quote: Roy Turse

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Quote: Skoob1999
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Some bad classics:
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Bad Taste
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Skoob.

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Liked your bad classics list Skoob. Not many people will have seen Bad Taste (Basically a home movie made by the Lord of the Rings director when he was a kid and before CGI was invented.)

And you missed out 'If', the Lindsay Anderson film with Malcome McDowell. Half colour, half in B&W, wierd quintessentially British story based on public school, soundtrack based on an African Latin Mass, etc.

All the best
Roy

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That was another pretty crap movie. They ran out of money so they shot the final scenes in black and white.

I'll come back with some more really crap movies as I think of them.

Meanwhile, there's a storm a raging outside right now.

Monsoon rains and shit.

I don't really care though because I don't go back to work until next Tuesday, so I'll just carry on drinking more beer and making an arse out of myslef(sic)

Regards

Skoob.

Alfred Hitchcock was brilliant. One of the greatest directors of all time.

But 'Lifeboat' was really crap.

Obviously filmed in a pool with guys rocking the boat manually and somebody throwing buckets of water over the actors.

Terrible.

Regards

Skoob.