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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Monkey Woods


Is There A God?

I don't think there is. Do I need to say more?


I know there are some 'Goddy people' on here; maybe they can have a chat with me about this, and 'straighten me out'.

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You believe in me and thats all that counts, isn't it?

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I believe in you.

But I don't believe IN you.

Does that count?

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Hmmmm....if my body was a temple and you were a very, very small man (roughly the size of a Smurf or Tom Thumb) would you believe IN me then, Earl?

If your body is a temple J-B...Do you have a bell?

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Quote: Jesus Budda
Hmmmm....if my body was a temple and you were a very, very small man (roughly the size of a Smurf or Tom Thumb) would you believe IN me then?

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Hmmmm...do you have any Jesus Budda wafers and grape Kool-Aid I can digest to symbolize my belief in you?

Funny he should ask that!

Bells?
Wafers?

All these questions and more will be answered in due course.

Belief is at the basis of my cult....I mean, RELIGION.
Belief requires you to set aside the normal way of thinking and, basically, go bonkers and accept any old shit I come out with.
Only then will you discover the path to freedom - which in this case leads to a giant shoe and a weird man surrounded by dazed, naked bimbos, junkies and freaks.

Amen, my children.

Come, and ye shall all be saved.










Or laughed at, one or the other.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Come, and ye shall all be saved.

Gordon Banks

Guadalajara

1970









Or laughed at, one or the other.

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Pretty good, that, Skoob.

The more we respond to JB's bullshit, the stiffer his dick becomes!

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Quote: Jaggedone

The more we respond to JB's bullshit, the stiffer his dick becomes!

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That may be true, but nobody needs to hear a retarded fucking twat like you saying it, cockhound.

I hope you drown in a dyke.
Make of that what you will.

Take it, JO. It's probably the nicest thing he's going to say.

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Take it, JO. It's probably the nicest thing he's going to say.

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You know me well enough, Monkey.

I don't like Jaggedone.
Never have.
He should be grateful I even mention his stupid name.

Prick.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Monkey Woods

Take it, JO. It's probably the nicest thing he's going to say.

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You know me well enough, Monkey.

I don't like Jaggedone.
Never have.
He should be grateful I even mention his stupid name.

Prick.

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A prick in the arm is worth two JB's in the Bush!

JB we all love you really, you're such a charmer!

I'm actually thinking about writing your biography, but I can't find a sheet of paper small enough!!

BTW how are your new apprentices shaping up?

Who's that then?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Who's that then?

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That young teeny Spoofer who insulted Monkey and Co (the infamous thread, fuck me JB your head is so far up your butt you could eat the reamins of your grey cells!)

How was the suicide and your final flight, did you survive the bouncing?

Nope. Wasn't anything to do with Jesus Budda.

Apparently it is forbidden to speak of such persons....

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Quote: Jaggedone


JB we all love you really, you're such a charmer!

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What's with all this "we" shit? How do you know that everyone loves him?


Some might, some might not.

Speak for yourself.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Jaggedone


JB we all love you really, you're such a charmer!

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What's with all this "we" shit? How do you know that everyone loves him?


Some might, some might not.

Speak for yourself.

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Spoken like a true Pope, in so many languages nobody can understand!

Is this how the United Nations works?

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Quote: victor nicholas

Is this how the United Nations works?

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International gobbledegook!