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Q: Guess Madame Bitters chest measurements! MB's chest measurent is 32A 5% MB's chest measurement is 34C 30% MB's chest measurement is 44DD 35% MB's chest measurement is 0% MB's doesn't have any tits 30% There have been 20 responses to this poll

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Quote: Skoob1999

What Doc? Like sunken?

Regards Skoob.

I think there's only us two here at the Moment Doc.
What say we yank a few ATM's out of walls with heavy chains and lift trucks, spend the money on a fast boat with a homicidal crew and catch the QM2 mid-Atlantic while Cap Morse is on it and rob everything and everybody?

Go on, you just know you wanna...

I'll do the cooking...or perhaps not...

Skoob.

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you know you've got the inside man workin'....
the suave, tuxedoed, deboner, MORSE......

we could make off with a fortune....just don't stand on the rail looking over the side just to look down MB's blouse 2 decks down and fall off....dumb fucker!

remember, stirred, not shaken.....


see ya on the Sea Cruise....

Morse

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Quote: Morse




you know you've got the inside man workin'....
the suave, tuxedoed, deboner, MORSE......

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Da boner?

Doc, depends on your declention(or your personal preference)... De, Da, Das.....

DUH Morse

I think you meant to say debonnair Cap.

As in suave and sophisticated. Not at all like that myself. More like Dennis Leary, or the late John Belushi.

I do have a dinner jacket though. If by dinner jacket you mean a jacket with bits of dinner all over it.

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob: the difference between debonair and deboner is whether you're in a gay french bar or at Hooters with Buck having a business meeting discussing editorial content involving inches or centimeters while being harassed by scantily dressed spoof fans and are still debonairly able to maintain your decorum and erection......

How do they describe that situation in Yorkshire.....heh?

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Quote: Skoob1999

I think you meant to say debonnair Cap.

As in suave and sophisticated. Not at all like that myself. More like Dennis Leary, or the late John Belushi.

I do have a dinner jacket though. If by dinner jacket you mean a jacket with bits of dinner all over it.

Regards

Skoob.

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Chef Skoob: speaking of dinner apparel, I have been awarded the use of a special tie and cummerbund for the crossing which contains PARROTS! It appears that it is passed around amongst a group of Pirates from trip to trip and one must be photographed in it at one of the ship's bars...then you pass it on.....that Bollocks certainly gets around! Thanks for reminding me about getting Monkey's Suit drycleaned....

Morse

Cap,

I'm not from Yorkshire. I'm a red rose guy. Check it out, War Of The Roses and all that.

Regards

Skoob

Skoob: I knew that!

We have some "red rose" stuff dealing with rugby Mrs. M. brought back from her trip....

do you have red rose pudding at least?

Morse

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Quote: Morse

Skoob: I knew that!

We have some "red rose" stuff dealing with rugby Mrs. M. brought back from her trip....

do you have red rose pudding at least?

Morse

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Morse

I'd have to consult Mrs Skoob on that one. She's the chef in the family. Lancastrians tend to have a particular affection for Black Pudding as a snack. It's essentially a sausage made out of pig's blood and seasoned with herbs and spices served with English mustard (it has to be English mustard) and malt vinegar.

It's a northern delicacy. Best obtained from where the slaughtered pig is still twitching in its death throes.

You won't get it in the south though, when you visit our shores. They cut it up into little slices and serve it with eggs, bacon, mushrooms, and sometimes tomatoes.

Pussies.

Regards

Skoob,