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Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Registered: 5 Sep 08

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Posted: 4 Jun 09 17:44
I used to have a girlfriend who had some interesting points.

She ran off with the milkman.

Apparently he had some interesting pints.

Bastards.

Regards

Skoob.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 4 Jun 09 17:52

Quote: Skoob1999

I used to have a girlfriend who had some interesting points.



'Interesting' how?
'Interesting' nice or 'interesting' weird?

Did she have strange nipples?
That would be uncomfortable to live with.


You were better off without her in that case, Skoob.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jun 09 17:58
Did she have strange nipples?
That would be uncomfortable to live with.

for normal hetero's, very comfortable, JB for your genre, very doubtful!



Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 4 Jun 09 18:04

Quote: Jaggedone

Did she have strange nipples?
That would be uncomfortable to live with.

for normal hetero's, very comfortable, JB for your genre, very doubtful!


Really?
Well, I suppose a retarded old cripple like you can't be too choosy with regards female 'company'....

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jun 09 18:15
for normal hetero's, very comfortable, JB for your genre, very doubtful!


Really?
Well, I suppose a retarded old cripple like you can't be too choosy with regards female 'company'....


JB your words of wisdom ring bells from a glorious past, in fact your right!
When you reach my age everything becomes minimalistic, including the Tools required!
Es war einmal, leider!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 4 Jun 09 18:27

Quote: Jaggedone

for normal hetero's, very comfortable, JB for your genre, very doubtful!


Really?
Well, I suppose a retarded old cripple like you can't be too choosy with regards female 'company'....


JB your words of wisdom ring bells from a glorious past, in fact your right!
When you reach my age everything becomes minimalistic, including the Tools required!
Es war einmal, leider!


For the very last time.....I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE!



Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jun 09 18:32
For the very last time.....I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE!

No prob, I'll flip over to mandarin, maybe we can then understand each other, BTW, I'm representing the rest of us here with that statement!

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 4 Jun 09 19:30

Quote: Jesus Budda

Did she have strange nipples?
That would be uncomfortable to live with.


You were better off without her in that case, Skoob.


Have you ever seen someone with inverted nipples. They're concave. It's really, really creepy. Really.

I'm gonna go puke now.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Jun 09 19:32
Have you ever seen someone with inverted nipples. They're concave. It's really, really creepy. Really.

I'm gonna go puke now.


There is life beyond S...B, before you puke, wipe it up please!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 5 Jun 09 17:34
I've never seen inverted nipples, Madame Bitters.

Hmmm.....how very curious.

Jaggedone, you've gone and done it again: what the fuck are you spurting out now???



Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:05

Quote: Jesus Budda

I've never seen inverted nipples, Madame Bitters.

Hmmm.....how very curious.

Jaggedone, you've gone and done it again: what the fuck are you spurting out now???


If one was to always divulge, where would the excitement be!

Swampy waters can become transparent too, depending on the length of the alligators teeth!

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 18:22

Quote: Jesus Budda

I've never seen inverted nipples, Madame Bitters.

Hmmm.....how very curious.

Jaggedone, you've gone and done it again: what the fuck are you spurting out now???


I hope you never have to see them, JB

I wouldn't wish that on anyone-- except Jaggedone maybe. If he doesn't quit talking nonsense

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Jun 09 19:00
I hope you never have to see them, JB

Answer: JB has never seen a nipple in his life and was refused his mums, hence!

I wouldn't wish that on anyone-- except Jaggedone maybe. If he doesn't quit talking nonsense


Answer: Non - sense = in - depth, pseudo, analytical processing beyond the comprehendable, hence!


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 6 Jun 09 13:26 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 6 Jun 09 13:28

Quote: Jaggedone

I hope you never have to see them, JB

Answer: JB has never seen a nipple in his life and was refused his mums, hence!

I wouldn't wish that on anyone-- except Jaggedone maybe. If he doesn't quit talking nonsense


Answer: Non - sense = in - depth, pseudo, analytical processing beyond the comprehendable, hence!



BULL - SHIT = your - responses.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Jun 09 12:46
BULL - SHIT = your - responses.


JB, you envy leads you to even lower your already shabby standards, recommendation, keep off the Coke!

Try Yoga and find your inner and (outer unemployed) piece.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:02

Quote: Jaggedone

BULL - SHIT = your - responses.


JB, you envy leads you to even lower your already shabby standards, recommendation, keep off the Coke!

Try Yoga and find your inner and (outer unemployed) piece.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha....infinity.

I'm laughing in pity at your pitiful attempts at...well, everything!

I am a large hand.
You are a small little, icky bitty fly. I swat you away with no effort at all.
How sad.

I hope you enjoy the attention I allow you.
Go lick a lollipop and then have a nap.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:09

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jaggedone

BULL - SHIT = your - responses.


JB, your envy leads you to even lower your already shabby standards, recommendation, keep off the Coke!

Try Yoga and find your inner and (outer unemployed) piece.


Ha ha ha ha ha ha....infinity.

I'm laughing in pity at your pitiful attempts at...well, everything!

I am a large hand.
You are a small little, icky bitty fly. I swat you away with no effort at all.
How sad.

I hope you enjoy the attention I allow you.
Go lick a lollipop and then have a nap.


As once mentioned I refuse to enter low - level verbal warfare with my respected colleagues here, including you, this case is closed!!!!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:19
Spoilsport!

I'm just having fun with you, Jaggedone.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:22

Quote: Jesus Budda

Spoilsport!

I'm just having fun with you, Jaggedone.


Je ne cest pas mon ami, yo tambien, ich auch, ik ook!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:26

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Jesus Budda

Spoilsport!

I'm just having fun with you, Jaggedone.


Je ne cest pas mon ami, yo tambien, ich auch, ik ook!


Merde.



Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:30
Merde.


At last we agree!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 7 Jun 09 13:38
Hey! - you're alright!

I speak 4 different languages.
1 of them I made up 10 minutes ago.

Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 7 Jun 09 14:14

Quote: Jesus Budda

Hey! - you're alright!

I speak 4 different languages.
1 of them I made up 10 minutes ago.


I've often tried to master Finnish, functions only after a bottle of vodka or two!

Skoob1999
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Skoob1999

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Posted: 7 Jun 09 14:20
Is this the anagram thread or what?

Je ne comprend pas parce que je suis tres stupide.

Love,

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Jun 09 14:24

Quote: Skoob1999

Is this the anagram thread or what?

Je ne comprend pas parce que je suis tres stupide.

Love,

Skoob.


Bienvenue Skoob, I was worried there, especially with only JB to spar around with, have you heard from our "Great Silverback?"

By the way this is not the anagram FRED, that is somewhere between Palestinia and Obama!


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