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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I used to have a girlfriend who had some interesting points.
She ran off with the milkman. Apparently he had some interesting pints. Bastards. Regards Skoob. |
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Jesus Budda
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'Interesting' how? 'Interesting' nice or 'interesting' weird? Did she have strange nipples? That would be uncomfortable to live with. You were better off without her in that case, Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Did she have strange nipples?
That would be uncomfortable to live with. for normal hetero's, very comfortable, JB for your genre, very doubtful! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Really? Well, I suppose a retarded old cripple like you can't be too choosy with regards female 'company'.... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
for normal hetero's, very comfortable, JB for your genre, very doubtful!
Really? Well, I suppose a retarded old cripple like you can't be too choosy with regards female 'company'.... JB your words of wisdom ring bells from a glorious past, in fact your right! When you reach my age everything becomes minimalistic, including the Tools required! Es war einmal, leider! |
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Jesus Budda
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Really? Well, I suppose a retarded old cripple like you can't be too choosy with regards female 'company'.... JB your words of wisdom ring bells from a glorious past, in fact your right! When you reach my age everything becomes minimalistic, including the Tools required! Es war einmal, leider! For the very last time.....I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
For the very last time.....I DON'T SPEAK CHINESE!
No prob, I'll flip over to mandarin, maybe we can then understand each other, BTW, I'm representing the rest of us here with that statement! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you ever seen someone with inverted nipples. They're concave. It's really, really creepy. Really. I'm gonna go puke now. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Have you ever seen someone with inverted nipples. They're concave. It's really, really creepy. Really.
I'm gonna go puke now. There is life beyond S...B, before you puke, wipe it up please! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I've never seen inverted nipples, Madame Bitters.
Hmmm.....how very curious. Jaggedone, you've gone and done it again: what the fuck are you spurting out now??? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
If one was to always divulge, where would the excitement be! Swampy waters can become transparent too, depending on the length of the alligators teeth! |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I hope you never have to see them, JB I wouldn't wish that on anyone-- except Jaggedone maybe. If he doesn't quit talking nonsense |
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Jaggedone
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I hope you never have to see them, JB
Answer: JB has never seen a nipple in his life and was refused his mums, hence! I wouldn't wish that on anyone-- except Jaggedone maybe. If he doesn't quit talking nonsense Answer: Non - sense = in - depth, pseudo, analytical processing beyond the comprehendable, hence! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Answer: Non - sense = in - depth, pseudo, analytical processing beyond the comprehendable, hence! BULL - SHIT = your - responses. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
BULL - SHIT = your - responses.
JB, you envy leads you to even lower your already shabby standards, recommendation, keep off the Coke! Try Yoga and find your inner and (outer unemployed) piece. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
JB, you envy leads you to even lower your already shabby standards, recommendation, keep off the Coke! Try Yoga and find your inner and (outer unemployed) piece. Ha ha ha ha ha ha....infinity. I'm laughing in pity at your pitiful attempts at...well, everything! I am a large hand. You are a small little, icky bitty fly. I swat you away with no effort at all. How sad. I hope you enjoy the attention I allow you. Go lick a lollipop and then have a nap. |
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Jaggedone
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha....infinity. I'm laughing in pity at your pitiful attempts at...well, everything! I am a large hand. You are a small little, icky bitty fly. I swat you away with no effort at all. How sad. I hope you enjoy the attention I allow you. Go lick a lollipop and then have a nap. As once mentioned I refuse to enter low - level verbal warfare with my respected colleagues here, including you, this case is closed!!!! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Spoilsport!
I'm just having fun with you, Jaggedone. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Je ne cest pas mon ami, yo tambien, ich auch, ik ook! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Merde. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Merde.
At last we agree! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hey! - you're alright!
I speak 4 different languages. 1 of them I made up 10 minutes ago. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I've often tried to master Finnish, functions only after a bottle of vodka or two! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Is this the anagram thread or what?
Je ne comprend pas parce que je suis tres stupide. Love, Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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Bienvenue Skoob, I was worried there, especially with only JB to spar around with, have you heard from our "Great Silverback?" By the way this is not the anagram FRED, that is somewhere between Palestinia and Obama! |
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