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Morse
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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:24

Quote: BuckwheatsButt

I printed the pages out and bound them into a book and made a front cover using crayon drawings and cut-outs. I call it my 'Pirate Cofee Table Book!'
So far, I have autographed two copies! One to my grandmother who thinks I'm a literay genius, and one to some drunk English-kinda-guy with a cheesy thin moustache and loopy grin on his face.


Bucko: Who did the illustrations? I bet the avatars were quite salty!

What's a coffee table? Don't have room for one under the bridge here, and if I did someone would steal it....

Change You Can Believe In!

Morse

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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:31
Evening Gents

Skoob's missing numbers as follows, although why anybody would be interested bewilders me:

Chapter 6:- 1161

Chapter 15:- 1170

An Aside (Couldn't number it because I was waiting for the next writer):- 1081

A Brief Diversion (written when I knew Morse was getting set to post the final instalment, so didn't want to rock the boat. Yeah, go on...):- 522

3934, I make it. Hope this helps.

Regards

Skoob

PS I got well starred for this, (thanks guys and lady) but got a total of nineteen reader points for this. Not that I'm remotely bothered about this. The whole thing was great fun to do and great fun to read.

I'd just bet 2-5 that somebody at some point will rejuvenate this story. But in my book the original crew are irreplaceable.

Even though you did dump me in the Hebrides while you lot swanned off to St Kitts.

Thanks. Scurvy Bastards!


Morse
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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:33

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Good idea, maybe we can donate it to the Boy Scouts to sell as a fund raiser in front of Wallmarts.


Doc: I LIKE fundraisers! Better if we can rescue Birbee and have him do it...more sense of reality with a man of the cloth and all!

I kind of like "Below Decks!".....or to bump sales on the advance how bout
"Man of War with Biggest Orlop meets Frigate with Biggest Maidenhead."

Sex, lust , bad food and revenge on the High Seas!

I've reserved a spot for Buck in front of the Planned Parenthood Welfare office downtown, next to the KFC.

Morse

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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:36 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 29 Mar 09 23:37
Glad you're back Skoob.

Thought you took some time off to sell copies of Below Decks from inside your trenchcoat.

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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:40

Quote: Morse


Sex, lust , bad food and revenge on the High Seas!




A bit wordy but captures the essence of it I think.

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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:44
Victor, thankyou.

I've got work for the next two days, and then other work, but I'll pop in occasionally. BTW thanks for taking part in 'Below Decks'

Hope you enjoyed it as much as everybody else seemed to.

Best Regards

Skoob

Morse
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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:49

Quote: Skoob1999

Evening Gents

Skoob's missing numbers as follows, although why anybody would be interested bewilders me:

Chapter 6:- 1161

Chapter 15:- 1170

An Aside (Couldn't number it because I was waiting for the next writer):- 1081

A Brief Diversion (written when I knew Morse was getting set to post the final instalment, so didn't want to rock the boat. Yeah, go on...):- 522

3934, I make it. Hope this helps.

Regards

Skoob

PS I got well starred for this, (thanks guys and lady) but got a total of nineteen reader points for this. Not that I'm remotely bothered about this. The whole thing was great fun to do and great fun to read.

I'd just bet 2-5 that somebody at some point will rejuvenate this story. But in my book the original crew are irreplaceable.

Even though you did dump me in the Hebrides while you lot swanned off to St Kitts.

Thanks. Scurvy Bastards!



SkooF! Thanks you old salt. As you know, History should be documented.
Just interested in the total word count and the time everyone put into it for fun....you're right though, not many readers....I think they're waiting for it to come out in paperback, although Buck's Toilet Seat Edition is flying off the rack as we speak...according to the old Pisser Hisself...must have used real soft vellum and had a kiosk in the TP isle at the mini mart!

Got you're riot gear on Skoobie? Will be interested to hear from the UK on the upcoming riots.....hope all stay safe and do your usual reliable reporting!

Say hello to the big "O"...!

Did I tell you I kept "Bollocks" for that 4 stool, l parrot bar I'm setting up on the beach here?...still looking for a baker, a chef, and a siamese twin pole dancer with peg legs...(gay night is WED)....and of course free VD inspections on Friday night 2 fer 1 pints, and sunrise service (Tequilla Sunrises) on Sunday morn.....still taking applications.

Morse




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Posted: 29 Mar 09 23:54
Yeah, it was fun.

There is the idea of doing a project with teams in three locations equally spaced around the globe,

Each would do an eight hour shift and then pass it to the next team so it is worked on continuously.

Another way to do it.


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