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Fergus McCarthy
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Fergus McCarthy

Location: Hibernia.
Registered: 17 Jan 07

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Posted: 27 Jan 08 18:33 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 27 Jan 08 18:36
I'm warning the two of you now!!!

There'll be' Hail Mary's' and 'Our Father's' dished out all round if this kind of puerile nonsense continues and if I have to administer one of you two with a good stiff 'Glory be to the Father' there'll be fecking hell to pay!!!!

Fergus

TOSOG

Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude
Posted: 27 Jan 08 19:50
Thor is starting to get really pissed too . . . .

Why don't you puerile Godbotherers clean up your acts and quit getting off on your nasty little puns?

Those crude little homespun puns are apt to get you undone in the long run when the s**tfun has begun

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French Tickler
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Posted: 27 Jan 08 20:06

Quote: Gnarly Erik

Thor is starting to get really pissed too . . . .




Does that mean you've been imbibing in the grapes of wrath or is it the wrath of grapes?


~IS~

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 27 Jan 08 21:17

Quote: IN SEINE


Quote: Gnarly Erik

Thor is starting to get really pissed too . . . .




Does that mean you've been imbibing in the grapes of wrath or is it the wrath of grapes?


~IS~


Nope, he's in Florida right now. He's probably been at the beach looking at the Chads (to see how they're hanging).

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 27 Jan 08 21:28
...and settle down, Fergie, there's no reason for you to get so testis!

Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude
Posted: 27 Jan 08 22:41

Quote: IN SEINE

Does that mean you've been imbibing in the grapes of wrath or is it the wrath of grapes?

~IS~
No, I've been describing the path of amorous rapes, narrow escapes and distorted shapes. And, I've been told by Dad, scads of chad fads may be had in Stalingrad, Baghdad & Riyadh, in plaid, bad and sad, not to mention RNC pads. Egad!

Aren't you glad?

And actually, I succumb to the bane of cane: drums of rum, the conundrum of spiritual numb, running the spectrum of gustatory modality from hum drum to yum yum

Whoo Boy!

Fergus McCarthy
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Fergus McCarthy

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Posted: 28 Jan 08 01:39 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 28 Jan 08 01:49

Quote: IN SEINE

Does that mean you've been imbibing in the grapes of wrath or is it the wrath of grapes?


~IS~


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Stop talking ****e.

Just drink the wine and enjoy yourself will ya!!!!!!

Fergus

TOSOG

Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
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Posted: 28 Jan 08 11:25

Quote: norma snockers



I know you enjoy 'spanking the Monkey'


Come an' have a go if you think you're hard enough!

Cheryl
Banned
Posted: 30 Jan 08 04:41 - Edited By: Cheryl , 30 Jan 08 16:31
L.O.V.E.

Last Observation Venue Explored

L.I.F.E.

Lower Intelligence Factor Explored

I.N.F.I.N.I.T.Y.

Infinity Not Finite Infinity Not Infinity To You

E.T.E.R.N.I.T.Y.

Eternity To Eternity Remember Not Infinity To You

M.E.

My Eternity

I.

Infinity

carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North
carina-eta

Location: back
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Posted: 30 Jan 08 08:34 - Edited By: carina-eta, 30 Jan 08 08:34
M.O.A.N

Marvyl or alternatively, not?

Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude
Posted: 30 Jan 08 14:59
C. R. A. P.

"Continuous Repetition of Asinine Prognostications"

Mark
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Posted: 30 Jan 08 17:05
ODD

Overtly Denying Daftness

queen mudder
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queen mudder

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Posted: 30 Jan 08 17:18 - Edited By: queen mudder, 30 Jan 08 17:20
God Nukes A Rabidly Loutish Yob Easily Replacing Insane Karma........

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French Tickler
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Posted: 30 Jan 08 17:18
C.H.E.R.Y.L.

Cow's Haemorrhoid enjoys riding your leg

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French Tickler
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Posted: 30 Jan 08 18:49

Quote: Cheryl

interesting


yeah... we thought that too!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Jan 08 19:03 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 30 Jan 08 19:04
Cheryl,

How many fukcing aliases do you have?
Why'd you get rid of that great picture with the hot stressed-looking woman? Put it back and all will be forgiven. For now.

JB

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French Tickler
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Posted: 30 Jan 08 19:35 - Edited By: IN SEINE, 30 Jan 08 19:37

Quote: Jesus Budda

Cheryl,

How many fukcing aliases do you have?
Why'd you get rid of that great picture with the hot stressed-looking woman? Put it back and all will be forgiven. For now.

JB


Sadly JB, he appears to be under the illusion that he's a star (or 3) A BI-POLAR STAR


~IS~

queen mudder
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Posted: 30 Jan 08 23:54
I see that 'whorellywood' arsehole got chucked off the gen disc site pretty damned quicky today!

qm

Cheryl
Banned
Posted: 31 Jan 08 01:40 - Edited By: Cheryl , 31 Jan 08 01:43
Its not hard to see infinity. Every time you feel an emotion you can see it. After you look at him long enough it will start talking to you in short sentences. Close your eyes and he might show you grayish and yellowish imagines. It moves all the molecules on this earth. It maneuvers your coffee water in the morning. It fries your eggs and toast your bread all the way to the last molecular crumb. This earth is a book that has already been written. The universe is a three dimensional dream in its mind. It thinks, it sees, it lives in our minds because it is our minds. Each birth is a new unconscious experience for it. It is a bird, a cat and a human. It flies as a bird and swims as a fish. Its unconscious rebirth into an unknown reality which is here and now. It is I and you.

Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 31 Jan 08 02:07
When Fergus skips his meds, he goes off on goldfish.

When you skip yours, it looks like you just go off?


Oh, and I want to play this game too!

I.N.F.I.N.I.T.Y.
Icelandic Northerners Find Igloos Non-existent In Tropical Yucatan?

B.R.A.S.S.I.E.R.E.
Breast Restricting Apparatus Secures Silicone Implants, Encourages Random Erections

J.A.L.A.P.E.N.O.M.A.N.
Jerk Always Laughs At Politicians Everywhere, Never Offers Michelob At Night

M.A.R.V.I.N.
Mildly Aggravating Retarded Virgin Is Nincompoop?

C.H.E.R.Y.L.
Closet Homosexual Entertains Rarely Yet Lingers



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French Tickler
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Posted: 31 Jan 08 08:40
Cheryl thinks (s)he's Buzz Lightyear:

"To infinity and BEYOND!"


~IS~

queen mudder
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Posted: 31 Jan 08 11:53

Quote: Jalapenoman


B.R.A.S.S.I.E.R.E.
Breast Restricting Apparatus Secures Silicone Implants, Encourages Random Erections





Good one.

carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North
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Posted: 31 Jan 08 14:17
Marvyl,
S.A.G.A

Shutup And Go Away


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 31 Jan 08 18:16
Cheryl - Banned.

How many times can somebody take a kicking, get up, take another kicking, get up again, take another kicking, ...etc...etc...


JB


Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre
Posted: 31 Jan 08 23:38

Quote: queen mudder


Quote: Jalapenoman


B.R.A.S.S.I.E.R.E.
Breast Restricting Apparatus Secures Silicone Implants, Encourages Random Erections





Good one.


Thanks, I was especially proud of that one!


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