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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm warning the two of you now!!!
There'll be' Hail Mary's' and 'Our Father's' dished out all round if this kind of puerile nonsense continues and if I have to administer one of you two with a good stiff 'Glory be to the Father' there'll be fecking hell to pay!!!! Fergus TOSOG |
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
Thor is starting to get really pissed too . . . .
Why don't you puerile Godbotherers clean up your acts and quit getting off on your nasty little puns? Those crude little homespun puns are apt to get you undone in the long run when the s**tfun has begun |
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Does that mean you've been imbibing in the grapes of wrath or is it the wrath of grapes? ~IS~ |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Nope, he's in Florida right now. He's probably been at the beach looking at the Chads (to see how they're hanging). |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
...and settle down, Fergie, there's no reason for you to get so testis!
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
No, I've been describing the path of amorous rapes, narrow escapes and distorted shapes. And, I've been told by Dad, scads of chad fads may be had in Stalingrad, Baghdad & Riyadh, in plaid, bad and sad, not to mention RNC pads. Egad! Aren't you glad? And actually, I succumb to the bane of cane: drums of rum, the conundrum of spiritual numb, running the spectrum of gustatory modality from hum drum to yum yum Whoo Boy! |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
-------------------------------------------------------------- Stop talking ****e. Just drink the wine and enjoy yourself will ya!!!!!! Fergus TOSOG |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Come an' have a go if you think you're hard enough! |
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Cheryl
Banned |
L.O.V.E.
Last Observation Venue Explored L.I.F.E. Lower Intelligence Factor Explored I.N.F.I.N.I.T.Y. Infinity Not Finite Infinity Not Infinity To You E.T.E.R.N.I.T.Y. Eternity To Eternity Remember Not Infinity To You M.E. My Eternity I. Infinity |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
M.O.A.N
Marvyl or alternatively, not? |
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Gnarly Erik
Gnarly Dude |
C. R. A. P.
"Continuous Repetition of Asinine Prognostications" |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
ODD
Overtly Denying Daftness |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
God Nukes A Rabidly Loutish Yob Easily Replacing Insane Karma........
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
C.H.E.R.Y.L.
Cow's Haemorrhoid enjoys riding your leg |
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
yeah... we thought that too! |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Cheryl,
How many fukcing aliases do you have? Why'd you get rid of that great picture with the hot stressed-looking woman? Put it back and all will be forgiven. For now. JB |
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sadly JB, he appears to be under the illusion that he's a star (or 3) A BI-POLAR STAR ~IS~ |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I see that 'whorellywood' arsehole got chucked off the gen disc site pretty damned quicky today!
qm |
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Cheryl
Banned |
Its not hard to see infinity. Every time you feel an emotion you can see it. After you look at him long enough it will start talking to you in short sentences. Close your eyes and he might show you grayish and yellowish imagines. It moves all the molecules on this earth. It maneuvers your coffee water in the morning. It fries your eggs and toast your bread all the way to the last molecular crumb. This earth is a book that has already been written. The universe is a three dimensional dream in its mind. It thinks, it sees, it lives in our minds because it is our minds. Each birth is a new unconscious experience for it. It is a bird, a cat and a human. It flies as a bird and swims as a fish. Its unconscious rebirth into an unknown reality which is here and now. It is I and you.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
When Fergus skips his meds, he goes off on goldfish.
When you skip yours, it looks like you just go off? Oh, and I want to play this game too! I.N.F.I.N.I.T.Y. Icelandic Northerners Find Igloos Non-existent In Tropical Yucatan? B.R.A.S.S.I.E.R.E. Breast Restricting Apparatus Secures Silicone Implants, Encourages Random Erections J.A.L.A.P.E.N.O.M.A.N. Jerk Always Laughs At Politicians Everywhere, Never Offers Michelob At Night M.A.R.V.I.N. Mildly Aggravating Retarded Virgin Is Nincompoop? C.H.E.R.Y.L. Closet Homosexual Entertains Rarely Yet Lingers |
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IN SEINE
French Tickler Location: AREA 51, NORTH WESTERN REGION Registered: 28 Jul 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Cheryl thinks (s)he's Buzz Lightyear:
"To infinity and BEYOND!" ~IS~ |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good one. |
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carina-eta
Ice Queen of the North Location: back Registered: 16 Feb 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Marvyl,
S.A.G.A Shutup And Go Away |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Cheryl - Banned.
How many times can somebody take a kicking, get up, take another kicking, get up again, take another kicking, ...etc...etc... JB |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Thanks, I was especially proud of that one! |
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