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Lynton
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Yuletide usually leads everyone to indigestion dyspepsia and enteritis
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Jaggedone
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enteritis needs tea extracted roots in tummies in-soluble |
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Lady Godiva
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Going with 'soluble'!
Soluble onions leak underneath balls leaving enigmas. |
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Hawking's Chair
Writer Location: Orion's Arm Registered: 27 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enigmas need infinitely giddying mysteries as substratum
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Lynton
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Substratum underneath bank suzie takes rake and turns up medallions
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Jaggedone
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medallions eating doughnuts attack lovely leeks in onion nasties, sour |
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Hawking's Chair
Writer Location: Orion's Arm Registered: 27 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sour odour ushers rotting
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Lady Godiva
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Rotting only terrifies those in Neuftaggen, Germany.
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Jaggedone
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Germany even raises Mercedes and naughty yodellers
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Lady Godiva
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Yodellers should be banned!
![]() Yodellers ordinarily do everything legally leaving everyone running scared. |
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Lynton
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scared cowardly and running English deserter
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Hawking's Chair
Writer Location: Orion's Arm Registered: 27 Nov 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Deserter escaping some extremely rigorous training enjoyed rest.
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Jaggedone
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rest enable Socrates tribulations
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Lynton
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tribulations rotten irksome boring uunnecessary labours and testing inevitably numerous sufferings
hi JO I see Bangalore is keeping you busy! |
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Jaggedone
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sufferings under Fascists feuding eventually rears insecurities needing Germanic solutions
Lynton, you're right, there's enough news flying around here to keep anybody busy, only problem is the natives ignore it all, they're only interested in jumping on the bus and leaving the rest behind and the crap too. JO
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Lynton
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solutions ordinary liquids usually take ionized or neutral solutes
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Solutes originally lived under terrible early seas.
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Lynton
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seas eastern atlantic squalls
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Lady Godiva
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Squalls, queazy, usually acridly lilting, leaving sickness.
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Lynton
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sickness - infection crippling knees nasty effluvia seeping slimily
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Slimily, lounge-lizards imbibed Malibu in "Lucy's", Yarmouth.
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Lynton
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Yarmouth a resoort many 'olidaymakers take heed
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Lady Godiva
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Heed everyone! Even dentists. (?)
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Lynton
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dentists eventually no teeth - irksome snaggled toothed soothsayers
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Lady Godiva
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Soothsayers, ordinarily old toothless hags seeing all your 'endings' really sickeningly.
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