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Lady Godiva
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No you are not...it's just that 'someone' is playing silly beggars and it ain't ME.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Whoever do you mean?
C'est la guerre, madame.
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Lynton
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Madame a demoiselle and me exercising
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scissorhands cut intricately, slowly snipping out rhombicosidodecahedra. "Hail Archimedes!" Ninian declared, sonorously.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sonorously or not, Osibisa recorded occasional unusual sounds like yawns.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yawns are weary nocturnal sighs.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yawns awaiting wistfully next session
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oops! Sort it out, chaps.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Session? Evening session? Session? In Ontario noctilucence?
Lo, there he goeth, the unselfish player. |
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Lynton
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I men, bugger, which one do I choose?
Noctilucence one ctenophore takes in light until completely energised, now chromophore emits |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Emits emu?" I thought so.
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Lady Godiva
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Pardon? Try again....
LG Never mind - I'll do it. Emits methadone? I though so! |
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Lynton
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so orthodox
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Orthodox? Russian Theology, Horace?"
"Orthodox, Demetrius Orthodox, Xanthippe!" |
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Lynton
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Xanthippe a nasty type, her, irritates Pelopponesian philosopher eternally
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Lady Godiva
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Eternally: thus eternally ranting nasally about little lying Yodelice.
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Jaggedone
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LG, do lice yodel too? yodelice or dreadful edible lice in Cairo, Egypt? |
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Lady Godiva
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JO, my lice put on full blown Musicals.
Egypt gets Yanks praying topless. LG (Apologies to American's who might be offended by the use of he word Yanks. Well, bollocks, it's the first thing that came to mind.) |
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Jaggedone
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topless or plain loose even sagging slobs
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Lady Godiva
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Slobs, louts! Only beating seniors.
LG Hey! Abel...here's hoping this colour thing works. Thanks! Edit. It worked! |
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Lynton
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seniors elderly nuns in orange robes supplicating
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Jaggedone
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seniors enjoy nothing including old ratty sods
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Lady Godiva
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Lynton beat JO to this one by 5 seconds.
Supplicate: usually praying pompous legal immigrants crouched and tentatively eulogizing. LG |
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Jaggedone
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nice one LG!!!!!!!
eulogizing using Latin or Greek is Zebra's in neutral ground
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Lady Godiva
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Ground rabbits over-easy usually nauseate deviants.
LG |
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