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Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 15:12
Dustlike underwear seldom titilates like ignorant kangaroos eating.

LG

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 21:06
a) congratulations on using the word 'yegg' (burglar or safecracker - one of Sherlock Holmes' undocumented cases was Vanderbilt and The Yeggman)

b) "Eating aardvarks' testicles, Ichabod? Noxious, gastrically!"


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Dustlike underwear seldom titilates like ignorant kangaroos eating.

LG


Lady Godiva
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 22:35 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 16 Dec 10 22:36
Yes Ersk...the dictionary IS an amazing book and I am learning new words every day, thanks to this particular thread. Clever idea...whoever started it....


Gastrically actors seem to really interfere, choking animals. Literally - leaving yaks.

('a' was supposed to be acorns. I don't know WHY I typed actors....but left it in anyhoo!)

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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 16 Dec 10 23:41
"Yaks? Actually, koupreys, Stangerson."

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 11:43
Stangerson, trained at NASA gilding every rainbow seen on Neptune.


(Couldn't find a bio. for the character )

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 12:58
Neptune eats Pluto, then Uranus nibbles Earth.

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Posted: 17 Dec 10 12:59
Earth: a round thing, hovering.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 13:01
Hovering over Venus, Earth remained in Neptune's gravity.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 13:39
Gravity really a veritable invention! Thanks YOU!

LG


Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 13:41
You ooze ugliness!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 13:45
Ugliness generally leads infantile newswriters eventually sarcastically spoofing.

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Posted: 17 Dec 10 14:30
Spoofing prevails over overused forum. I need gin.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 14:31
Gin is nice.

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Posted: 17 Dec 10 14:32
Nice is clearly erroneous.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 17:47
Erroneous reading rarely occurs 'neath editor's obnoxious underwear (string-vest).

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 19:31
"String-vest, tattoos, ring in nose, galoshes - very easily spotted, Tulkinghorne-Cholmondely-Farquharson."

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 20:01 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 17 Dec 10 20:13
Farquharson arrived really quietly understanding he'd already reached Sydney's overachieving nephew.


Damn...it is a bloody hyphenated name. I must give it more though you little imp you
LG

Back to the one before this if you have just arrived here.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 20:04
A valiant effort, dear Lady G, but I would beg to suggest that the word was Tulkinghorne-Cholmondely-Farquharson.

I did string-vest, after all.





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Farquharson arrived really quietly understanding he'd already reached Sydney's overachieving nephew.

LG


Erskin Quint
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 20:06
Ah - you edited.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 20:15
Yup! A parent of one of my students came in to wish me Merry Christmas so I had to leave the computer for a while....she came in just as I had noticed the error of my post.

LG

Maybe someone else will give it a try. If not...I will tackle it when I get home from work.....

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 17 Dec 10 21:08

Quote: Erskin Quint

"String-vest, tattoos, ring in nose, galoshes - very easily spotted, Tulkinghorne-Cholmondely-Farquharson."


"Tulkinghorne-Cholmondely-Farquharson, unless Lewis-Skeffington (Kilimanjaro indeed!) nears Grimsby, his oxen remain near Ecclefechan", Cranmer-Phillips hissed. "Oh, Leslie, musk oxen needn't deter every lickspittle youth: Frobisher and Randall-Williams quietly, unheeded, headed Africa-wards recently, seeking old Nunkerton-Humphries."

Lynton
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Posted: 18 Dec 10 12:07

Hero unsung, Menelaeus pushed Hector right into elephant shite


(all greek to me)

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Dec 10 13:47
No Lynton....you have to do the TWO names coz they're hyphernated or hyperactive or summit.

I've been working on Erskin's last one but he spoiled my fun and did it himself. Bugger!

LG

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 18 Dec 10 13:52
Nunkerton-Humphries usually not kneeling, ever ready to overthrow Norway. He usually makes pies, heating rhubarb inviting Edward Scissorhands.

LG

Written in a vain attempt to get somewhat back to 'normal'.

Lynton
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Posted: 18 Dec 10 15:03
Losing my touch


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