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Lady Godiva
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Dustlike underwear seldom titilates like ignorant kangaroos eating.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
a) congratulations on using the word 'yegg' (burglar or safecracker - one of Sherlock Holmes' undocumented cases was Vanderbilt and The Yeggman)
b) "Eating aardvarks' testicles, Ichabod? Noxious, gastrically!"
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Lady Godiva
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Yes Ersk...the dictionary IS an amazing book and I am learning new words every day, thanks to this particular thread. Clever idea...whoever started it....
![]() Gastrically actors seem to really interfere, choking animals. Literally - leaving yaks. ('a' was supposed to be acorns. I don't know WHY I typed actors....but left it in anyhoo!) LG |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Yaks? Actually, koupreys, Stangerson."
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Lady Godiva
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Stangerson, trained at NASA gilding every rainbow seen on Neptune.
(Couldn't find a bio. for the character )LG |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Neptune eats Pluto, then Uranus nibbles Earth.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Earth: a round thing, hovering.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hovering over Venus, Earth remained in Neptune's gravity.
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Lady Godiva
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Gravity really a veritable invention! Thanks YOU!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You ooze ugliness!
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Lady Godiva
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Ugliness generally leads infantile newswriters eventually sarcastically spoofing.
LG |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spoofing prevails over overused forum. I need gin.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gin is nice.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nice is clearly erroneous.
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Lady Godiva
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Erroneous reading rarely occurs 'neath editor's obnoxious underwear (string-vest).
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"String-vest, tattoos, ring in nose, galoshes - very easily spotted, Tulkinghorne-Cholmondely-Farquharson."
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Lady Godiva
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Farquharson arrived really quietly understanding he'd already reached Sydney's overachieving nephew.
Damn...it is a bloody hyphenated name. I must give it more though you little imp you ![]() LG Back to the one before this if you have just arrived here. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A valiant effort, dear Lady G, but I would beg to suggest that the word was Tulkinghorne-Cholmondely-Farquharson.
I did string-vest, after all. ![]()
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ah - you edited.
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Lady Godiva
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Yup! A parent of one of my students came in to wish me Merry Christmas so I had to leave the computer for a while....she came in just as I had noticed the error of my post.
![]() LG Maybe someone else will give it a try. If not...I will tackle it when I get home from work..... ![]() |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Tulkinghorne-Cholmondely-Farquharson, unless Lewis-Skeffington (Kilimanjaro indeed!) nears Grimsby, his oxen remain near Ecclefechan", Cranmer-Phillips hissed. "Oh, Leslie, musk oxen needn't deter every lickspittle youth: Frobisher and Randall-Williams quietly, unheeded, headed Africa-wards recently, seeking old Nunkerton-Humphries." |
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Lynton
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Hero unsung, Menelaeus pushed Hector right into elephant shite (all greek to me) |
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Lady Godiva
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No Lynton....you have to do the TWO names coz they're hyphernated or hyperactive or summit.
I've been working on Erskin's last one but he spoiled my fun and did it himself. Bugger! LG |
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Lady Godiva
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Nunkerton-Humphries usually not kneeling, ever ready to overthrow Norway. He usually makes pies, heating rhubarb inviting Edward Scissorhands.
LG Written in a vain attempt to get somewhat back to 'normal'. |
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Lynton
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Losing my touch
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