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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 19 Dec 08 20:07 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 19 Dec 08 20:07
Sacrificed and crucified right in front, Isiah cried "Eternal deliverance!"

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Dec 08 22:27

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Sacrificed and crucified right in front, Isiah cried "Eternal deliverance!"


Deliverance enables living in various Earthly residences and nocturnal, cerebral evervesence



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 20 Dec 08 00:00
Do you mean 'effervescence'?

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Posted: 20 Dec 08 00:05 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 20 Dec 08 00:06
Effervescence for fantastic excitement, raucous verve, enthusiastic spontaneity, carbonated emissions, nay, carbon effervescing.






Suck that.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 20 Dec 08 02:02


Effervescing fruity fluids emit radioactive voltage )especially Saturdays), causing impotent Nazi Germans.







Jesus Budda
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Posted: 20 Dec 08 16:23

Quote: Jalapenoman

Effervescing fruity fluids emit radioactive voltage )especially Saturdays), causing impotent Nazi Germans.


Yeah, Monkey Woods. Bad spelling by me. Thank God for your anal ways.


Now

Germans: Europe's retarded masturbator's are Nazi scum



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Posted: 20 Dec 08 16:39

Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jalapenoman

Effervescing fruity fluids emit radioactive voltage )especially Saturdays), causing impotent Nazi Germans.


Yeah, Monkey Woods. Bad spelling by me. Thank God for your anal ways.


Now

Germans: Europe's retarded masturbator's are Nazi scum




Scum:


Scum cannot usually meander

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 20 Dec 08 16:45

Quote: Phil Edgar's Bones


Quote: Jesus Budda


Quote: Jalapenoman

Effervescing fruity fluids emit radioactive voltage )especially Saturdays), causing impotent Nazi Germans.


Yeah, Monkey Woods. Bad spelling by me. Thank God for your anal ways.


Now

Germans: Europe's retarded masturbator's are Nazi scum




Scum:


Scum cannot usually meander


'Meander' echoes a naturalists desires entertaining religiousness



Jalapenoman
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 14:22
religiousness

Religiousness explains life. It gives it's own unusual seriousness, never expecting sexual sodomy.

(I was going to say "selfless spirituality", but decided to throw a curve ball. Besides, I want to see what someone does with that word.)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 14:32

Quote: Jalapenoman

religiousness

Religiousness explains life. It gives it's own unusual seriousness, never expecting sexual sodomy.

(I was going to say "selfless spirituality", but decided to throw a curve ball. Besides, I want to see what someone does with that word.)


Sodomy occasionally damages orifices - mostly youths

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 15:04
Youths or uneducated teenagers having salami.


Can you guess which was my curve ball, Jman?

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 15:07
Good one, JB. It was also pretty quick.

Youths

Youths oppose underwear that has sequins.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 15:08

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Youths or uneducated teenagers having salami.


Can you guess which was my curve ball, Jman?


Salami always leaves a mucous intensity

Good night, Monkey Woods. have your bath yet? Good night again. Good night everyone.





Jalapenoman
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 15:08
Damn. You beat me.

Salami

Salami always leaves a mustard image

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 15:10
Now JB beat me!

I'm not doing this for a few minutes, because someone will post before me again.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 21 Dec 08 15:27
intensity

Intensity never tires, energizing new strength in telephone yammering.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 12:19 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Dec 08 12:20
Yammering and moaning makes everyone ridiculously, intensely nauseous, generally.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 12:22
"Generally, everybody needs educating."

"Really? A little like you?"

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 12:23
"You overfed urchin!"

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Posted: 22 Dec 08 12:39

Quote: Monkey Woods

"You overfed urchin!"



Somehow, still like the reference to teritorial Yugoslavians on Canadian Indian land the best of the last few pages.... but...

Urchin Represents Crustaceans Hemmed In Needles

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 18:22

Quote: P.M. Wortham


Quote: Monkey Woods

"You overfed urchin!"



Somehow, still like the reference to teritorial Yugoslavians on Canadian Indian land the best of the last few pages.... but...

Urchin Represents Crustaceans Hemmed In Needles


Needles enable elegant, dumb ladies earn shekels



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Posted: 22 Dec 08 19:02 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Dec 08 19:02
Shekels have elegance; Krona esteem; Lira suck.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 19:04 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 22 Dec 08 19:06

Quote: Monkey Woods

Shekels have elegance; Krona esteem; Lira suck.



Suck using closed knees

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 19:04 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 22 Dec 08 19:07
Knees never ever escape scrapes



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Dec 08 19:14 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 22 Dec 08 19:14
Scrapes can repair after puss-encrusted scabbing.





Good, eh?


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