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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yardstick: Avatar "rules" developing satirist - that's including centimetered knockwurst.
Isn't she something? |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Knockwurst?" Norbert oscillated. Could Knackwurst win "Urkutsk", Russian, spelling test?
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Test even stupid twits.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Twits warrant intellectual thrashings sometimes.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sometimes, one might expect that in Maine, everyone's scared.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scared, Carl's anus retracted, effectively disappearing.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Disappearing ink sometimes antagonizes perplexed people expecting a ruined intimate night gown.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gown obstructs Wendy's nudity.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nudity understandably developed into throbbing yesterday.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yesterday, Edwin's stomach turned, ejecting radishes, dill and yucca.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yucca under cars causes accidents.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Accidents caused Carl intestinal damage, effectively negating turd secretion.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"......Secretion, ennui, calumny. Regards, Egbert."
This is obnoxious note-composition.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Note-composition" offers this exasperating composite. Others might pause. Obviously, SFO is taking immediate opportunities nonetheless.
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Nonetheless, Oscar, Ninian ejaculates torrentially. His ejaculate lakes, enormous, seem sperm-seas."
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sperm-seas?? Penis ejaculating ridiculously! My semen's expected addition - streams.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
... streams that realistically end at my stomach.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stomach takes only minutes appropriately cooked, Haggis.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Haggis: A gastronomical gastrointestine interpreted sheepishly.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sheepishly, Helen eyed Elvis, plainly insinuating something hellishly lurid yesterday. I don't believe I just fucking did that. For shame. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yesterday, even Skoob tried entering ridiculously descriptive anagram yarns.
Way to go, pop! Do you kiss my mother with that mouth? |
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Jaggedone
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SFO, you obviously enjoy playing with yourself! yarns are ridiculous, nonsensical shite |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shite happens in the end.
(Or out of it, depending on how you look at it.) |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
End never developed.
(Long thread, eh?) |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Developed entity variously employing liberty otherwise polices everyone's development.
...as 3 million of our own citizens rot in prison. |
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