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Jaggedone
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bollocks, nature after teatime usually requires eating |
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Mike Gatspy
Writer Location: Swindon, England Registered: 20 Apr 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Eating A Turd Is Not Good |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Good offer on dog.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dog or goat?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Goat or a tortoise?
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tortoise or rather, turtle, or Indian small elephant.
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Mike Gatspy
Writer Location: Swindon, England Registered: 20 Apr 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Elephant lacks ettiquette. Privately he's a nasty tosspot (who mentioned the late Cyril Smith???) |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tosspot: Occasionally signifies stupid pachyderms on tequila??
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Mike Gatspy
Writer Location: Swindon, England Registered: 20 Apr 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tequila? Effeminate Queer Uncle Ian Likes Arsehole |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater  Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Arsehole? Rectum, Simon", Everard hissed. "Observe linguistic elegance!"
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Elegance lacking, Erskin garnishes anagrams, normally cursing emphatically.
... when he's around, anyway. Glad you could drop in! |
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Jaggedone
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Agree, lovely to see EQ around!! emphatically means pimps having attacked tits involving cunts also licking latex yummies PS: Monkey, I'm so slow, they call me Tortoise! |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yummies, usually mummies, might instigate exotic sessions.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sessions, except sex sessions, involve only nominal sums.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sums: usually mathematics subject.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sessions end spilling semen in oversexed, naked skeletons. |
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Jaggedone
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skeletons kill everthing living especially Tommy-Knockers on nutrion speed |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stephen penned egregious ego-tripping drivel.
(I don't really mean that!) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think you'll find that the word was 'subject'.
Please go back and change your 'sessions' post, SFO, and don't let this happen again. Watch him, JO... |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Bollox to you all! I'll do it.
Subject: Ursula's blow job ejaculated cock's top... |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
... top of penis.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Penis entered nicely in snatch.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Snatch: named after the catcher's habit.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Habit: activity boringly inviting trouble.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Trouble: regularly opened up bowel. Log ensued.
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