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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 16 Oct 10 16:53

Quote: SpaceElevator

foe revokees ideology, embracing new direction



No! No! No!

The word you must begin with, is 'Friend', SpaceElephant! Please try to understand the very simple rules of this game.

I humbly suggest that you go back and edit it to:

"Friend revokes ideology, embracing new direction."

correcting the spelling mistake in revokees at the same time.

You plank.


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 16 Oct 10 17:28
Direction is relatively easily corrected: this I often natter.



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Posted: 16 Oct 10 18:29 - Edited By: SpaceElevator, 16 Oct 10 18:30

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: SpaceElevator

foe revokees ideology, embracing new direction



No! No! No!

The word you must begin with, is 'Friend', SpaceElephant! Please try to understand the very simple rules of this game.

I humbly suggest that you go back and edit it to:

"Friend revokes ideology, embracing new direction."

correcting the spelling mistake in revokees at the same time.

You plank.


1. I am neither a plank nor do I have elephantitis.
2. I diverged from your largesse slightly, but the changes have been made. (disclaimer: the fruit of my loins was distracting me as I was writing the original)
3. You're welcome, (you plank).

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Posted: 16 Oct 10 18:38
natter ~ atter that tatters... erm, rumormongering?

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Posted: 16 Oct 10 19:30
Rumormongering until May, Orson ranted much oral nonsense, generating events ruining Isadora's neighborhood gathering.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 Oct 10 11:47 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 18 Oct 10 07:53

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Rumormongering until May, Orson ranted much oral nonsense, generating events ruining Isadora's neighborhood gathering.


Who the fuck is this alien disturbing our rituals here?

gathering at teatime, high, eating rare Indian gourmet, gorgeous

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Oct 10 13:06
Well, I have to admit that I was quite fond of the past few comments on this thread.
I'd give them a rating of 'Lovely'.

Gorgeous oriental rides gets Edward's orgasmic 'unicorn' chapped.

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Posted: 17 Oct 10 14:53 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 17 Oct 10 15:05
What on earth is going on in this thread?

First, we've got the, admittedly, only semi-literate Jaggedone with this:


Quote: Jaggedone

gathering at teatime, high, eating rare Indian gourmet, gorgeous




'Gathering ending in a double 'g'?

Then this:


Quote: Besus Judda

Gorgeous oriental rides gets Edward's orgasmic 'unicorn' chapped.




Gorgeous ending in 'c'!

It's a good job I'm here to police things!

Now look, I'm going to let these go for now, because I know you've all been under tremendous pressure lately, but we're all going to have to try harder - apart from me, that is - if we're going to continue the very high standards I've set.

Carry on. Oh, it's me. I'm going to pretend JB's last post ended with 'scrambled'.

Scrambled, cooked, roasted and marinated bollocks like eggs - delicious!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Oct 10 14:57 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 17 Oct 10 14:58
I was lost in my thoughts.....

Delicious elegant ladies in clogs increase orgasms using sexuality.

Jesus, I should really smoke a pipe.



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Oct 10 14:58
No, but just for you, I'll go back and change it!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Oct 10 14:59
Don't change a thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you as you are.


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Posted: 17 Oct 10 15:06
OK, you great, big huggable lummox!

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Posted: 17 Oct 10 15:30
Sexuality expanded - xylophone use (adding lubrication) instrumentally titillated Yasmine.

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Posted: 17 Oct 10 15:36

Quote: Jesus Budda

Jesus, I should really smoke a pipe.



Are you talking to yourslef, or the other Jesus?

Because Christ is not exactly cool with smoking pipes, from what I've heard.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Oct 10 07:53

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Sexuality expanded - xylophone use (adding lubrication) instrumentally titillated Yasmine.



Monkey Woods, I got taken away, sorry!


Yasmine asked Sadie, "mind if Norbert eats?"

Gay Larry
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Posted: 18 Oct 10 10:58 - Edited By: Gay Larry, 18 Oct 10 11:01
Eats a titilating sausage.



Is this how it works? I'm always 'eating' titilating sausages!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:05 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 18 Oct 10 15:06
Nice.

Sausage - an unmatched snack, and generally edible.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:09
Edible? Dolphin in batter. Largely exotic.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:10
Exotic xylophone often tucked in case.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:11
Case: a special enquiry.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:13
Enquiry needled Quincy unnecessarily in real yawn.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:13
Yawn and wave, now!

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:13
Now, or when?

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:14
When he enters nave.

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Posted: 18 Oct 10 15:17
Nave - aisle, vestibule, entry.


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