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Jaggedone
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Posted: 6 Oct 10 18:40
JB, I'm already dead, brain,

Yeovil ends outside very interesting latitudes


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Don't get me angry, sonny.

I'll fuckin' kill ya.



I will.





Hallway
and lounge leads westerly at Yeovil.


The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 02:12
Latitudes are tenuous imaginary things, unlike David's equatorial sunburn.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 07:12

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Latitudes are tenuous imaginary things, unlike David's equatorial sunburn.


sunburn usually needs blockers using responsible nurturing

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 13:39 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 7 Oct 10 13:40
Nurturing urchin, ruptured testicles. Urgently required: intact new gonads!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 13:41
Gonads, or 'nads', are delicate, silly!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 13:42
Silly, idiotic, loco - like you.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 13:43
You own umbrella?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 15:39

Quote: Monkey Woods

You own umbrella?


umbrella means being relatively easy lopsided losing aqua

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 15:46
Aqua? Queer 'umbrella' answer.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 17:20
Answer nothing, Simon, when Ernest retorts.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Oct 10 18:36

Quote: Jesus Budda

Answer nothing, Simon, when Ernest retorts.


retorts engaged tits often, retarded retorts, seldom

PS: Aqua as in aqua blue pertaining to water, Latin origins MW

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Posted: 8 Oct 10 05:20
Seldom employed, Lee dines on Manwiches.

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Posted: 8 Oct 10 06:54
Manwiches are not wanted in children's hands, eating sarnies.

Iain

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 10:32

Quote: IainB

Manwiches are not wanted in children's hands, eating sarnies.

Iain


sarnies are really nice in East Sudan

PS: sorry guys and MW made a big mistake on retorts, I apologise but please continue as guillotine awaits

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Posted: 8 Oct 10 12:40
Sudan, utterly dumb automobile name!

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Posted: 8 Oct 10 14:05
Name a mediocre Englishman

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 14:16

Quote: Jaggedone

MW made a big mistake on retorts,




JO, would it be all right at this juncture for me to ask just what the fuck you are on about?

I think I answered 'aqua' with some shit about 'Aqua? Queer umbrella answer'. How was this 'a big mistake'?

Sir, I venture that it is you who is mistaken, and I suggest that you edit your post all the way from your horrible hidey-hole in Holland.

With tulips on it. And clogs.

Englishman needs girlfriend/ladyfriend. I should have mentioned a name...

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:13
MW, keep your hairy Bangkok balls on, I actually did make a mistake with the word retorts, nothing whatsoever to do with the aqua thing.

I used 2 x t in retorts and it should have been one and because you're the anagram polizei, I thought you would have seen it, that's all, misunderstanding from your Asian "aquatic" water-hole

lockquote]Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: Jaggedone

MW made a big mistake on retorts,




JO, would it be all right at this juncture for me to ask just what the fuck you are on about?

I think I answered 'aqua' with some shit about 'Aqua? Queer umbrella answer'. How was this 'a big mistake'?

Sir, I venture that it is you who is mistaken, and I suggest that you edit your post all the way from your horrible hidey-hole in Holland.

With tulips on it. And clogs.

Englishman needs girlfriend/ladyfriend. I should have mentioned a name...


Jesus Budda
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:15
Name a mad entomologist.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:16
name another mount Everest

Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:19 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 8 Oct 10 17:20

Quote: Jesus Budda

Name a mad entomologist.


entomologist needs trials on monsoon oceanic latitudes or longitudes opening gorges in Southern Taiwan

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:22
Taiwan and Indochina weren't always neighbours.



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Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:23

Quote: Jaggedone

entomologist needs trials on monsoon oceanic latitudes or longitudes opening gorges in Southern Taiwan


For fruit's sake!

Entomolologist! Yes, that's right, JB! We've totally got JO on a good night, tonight!



Jaggedone
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Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:26
To many OOOOOO's for my liking, you got a bonus O'ing from JO now on with the prOOOOOOOOOOcess (and I'm not pissed yet)




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Quote: Jaggedone

entomologist needs trials on monsoon oceanic latitudes or longitudes opening gorges in Southern Taiwan


For fruit's sake!

Entomolologist! Yes, that's right, JB! We've totally got JO on a good night, tonight!


Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 8 Oct 10 17:27
Ahh, you got him all steamed up, Monkey.
The poor old fella will have a freak out with you any second soon.


Hope you're having a lovely time in your house.
You too, Jaggedone.




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