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Jaggedone
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JB, I'm already dead, brain,
Yeovil ends outside very interesting latitudes
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Latitudes are tenuous imaginary things, unlike David's equatorial sunburn.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sunburn usually needs blockers using responsible nurturing |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nurturing urchin, ruptured testicles. Urgently required: intact new gonads!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gonads, or 'nads', are delicate, silly!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Silly, idiotic, loco - like you.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You own umbrella?
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Jaggedone
Banned |
umbrella means being relatively easy lopsided losing aqua |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Aqua? Queer 'umbrella' answer.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Answer nothing, Simon, when Ernest retorts.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
retorts engaged tits often, retarded retorts, seldom PS: Aqua as in aqua blue pertaining to water, Latin origins MW |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Seldom employed, Lee dines on Manwiches.
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Manwiches are not wanted in children's hands, eating sarnies.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
sarnies are really nice in East Sudan PS: sorry guys and MW made a big mistake on retorts, I apologise but please continue as guillotine awaits |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sudan, utterly dumb automobile name!
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churchmouse
Writer Location: France Registered: 23 Sep 10 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Name a mediocre Englishman
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JO, would it be all right at this juncture for me to ask just what the fuck you are on about? I think I answered 'aqua' with some shit about 'Aqua? Queer umbrella answer'. How was this 'a big mistake'? Sir, I venture that it is you who is mistaken, and I suggest that you edit your post all the way from your horrible hidey-hole in Holland. With tulips on it. And clogs. Englishman needs girlfriend/ladyfriend. I should have mentioned a name... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
MW, keep your hairy Bangkok balls on, I actually did make a mistake with the word retorts, nothing whatsoever to do with the aqua thing.
I used 2 x t in retorts and it should have been one and because you're the anagram polizei, I thought you would have seen it, that's all, misunderstanding from your Asian "aquatic" water-hole lockquote]Quote: Monkey Woods
JO, would it be all right at this juncture for me to ask just what the fuck you are on about? I think I answered 'aqua' with some shit about 'Aqua? Queer umbrella answer'. How was this 'a big mistake'? Sir, I venture that it is you who is mistaken, and I suggest that you edit your post all the way from your horrible hidey-hole in Holland. With tulips on it. And clogs. Englishman needs girlfriend/ladyfriend. I should have mentioned a name... |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Name a mad entomologist.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
name another mount Everest
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Jaggedone
Banned |
entomologist needs trials on monsoon oceanic latitudes or longitudes opening gorges in Southern Taiwan |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Taiwan and Indochina weren't always neighbours.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
For fruit's sake! Entomolologist! Yes, that's right, JB! We've totally got JO on a good night, tonight! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
To many OOOOOO's for my liking, you got a bonus O'ing from JO now on with the prOOOOOOOOOOcess (and I'm not pissed yet)
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Ahh, you got him all steamed up, Monkey.
The poor old fella will have a freak out with you any second soon. Hope you're having a lovely time in your house. You too, Jaggedone. |
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