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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 30 Sep 10 18:04
Shit hairstyles irritate teenagers.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 30 Sep 10 18:20

Quote: Jesus Budda

Shit hairstyles irritate teenagers.


teenagers eat eggs not acne, girls eat randy sausages

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 1 Oct 10 04:58
Sausages and undercooked shrimp are gross. Eat salad.

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 1 Oct 10 05:50
Salad and lard anchovies - delicious!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Oct 10 15:27

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Salad and lard anchovies - delicious!


delicious eels living in China inside-out under suspicion

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 1 Oct 10 16:23
Suspicion upstages sex permanently in cases involving overt necromania!

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 1 Oct 10 17:10
necromania examines cold romance of man and necropolis in America

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 1 Oct 10 17:59
America makes enormous Red Indian Chiefs angry.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 1 Oct 10 18:55

Quote: Jesus Budda

America makes enormous Red Indian Chiefs angry.


angry Niggers go really yellow

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 1 Oct 10 22:51
Yellow ear lobe licker offended warden

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 2 Oct 10 01:18
Warden and rapist did endless naughtiness.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 2 Oct 10 13:18
Naughtiness and unruly German hatred troubles International ne'er-do-wells entering stupid slaughterhouses.

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 2 Oct 10 15:35 - Edited By: Jimbo Gunn, 2 Oct 10 15:35
If I had a comedy club I'd call it:

Jimbo' S laughter house

Slaughterhouse: loved animals undergo gruesome hacking to endow restaurants heart offal. Unusual, sure... Eat!

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Oct 10 00:17
Eat a turnip.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 3 Oct 10 00:20
Turnip: Usually rutabagas, not including parsnips.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 3 Oct 10 01:59
Parsnips and rotten swedes: nice in parsley sauce!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 3 Oct 10 12:36 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 3 Oct 10 12:40
Jimbo'S laughter house?
I love it!


Sauce alters users culinary enjoyment.

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Posted: 3 Oct 10 13:22
Enjoyment: Nice, jovial overtones you may express next Thursday.

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 3 Oct 10 18:22
Thursday! Happy usually, run, swim, do Armenian Yoga

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Posted: 4 Oct 10 04:17
Yoga ordinarily gets annoying.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Oct 10 14:41

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Yoga ordinarily gets annoying.


annoying never, no, obstinate yes indeed, never gregarious

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 4 Oct 10 15:40
Gregarious! Remember eccentric Greg? A rascal I often underestimated, somewhat.

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 4 Oct 10 17:22
Somewhat ominously, Mary entered Walter's house and tangoed.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Oct 10 17:43

Quote: Jesus Budda

Somewhat ominously, Mary entered Walter's house and tangoed.


tangoed and never got over Edwin's dick

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 4 Oct 10 17:48
Dick is clearly kinetic.


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