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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sinner in new neophyte exposé reprimanded.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Reprimanded evil pagans require intensive maintenance and nightly demonic exorcisms, daily. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Daily artificial insemination = likely yields.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yields increasing exponentially likewise develop suffering.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Suffering usually feels fucking evil! Regular intoxication neutralises groaning.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand  Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
groaning response on announcing NickFun in night gown
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Gown on woman? Never!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
never ever villify Elvis, really! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Really? Evelyn's a lesbian licker? Yikes!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Yikes! Indian King eats servant!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
servant eats regularly vittles and never tomatoes |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
tomatoes oval meringue and Thetan operations : eschews sense!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sense exorcised, nonsense spreads effectively.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
effectively fucking Florence ends chaotically together in Venice excluding licking Yolanda |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yolanda often licks apples, never does apricots
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Apricots, pears, ripened indigenous carrots, oriental turnips, spinach.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
spinach provides iron, nutrients and curly hair
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Hair - actually inside ringpiece!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ringpiece is now getting prized insertion - extruded chocolate enema.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Enema - not entering my arse!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arse replied, scatologically emoting.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Emoting makes others think I'm nicely gay
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gay? Are you?
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You? ostentatious underpants?
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Jaggedone
Banned |
underpants need Pampers elasticating rear parts and naughty toddlers shit! |
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