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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dracula rarely ate Chinese until last August.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
August usually gives us sunny times.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Times imply multiplication, expansion, swelling!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Swelling water excavates land. Land is normally green.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Green reporters effectively editorialize news.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
News east west south.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
South - or, 'underneath' the hemisphere.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hemisphere: Earth's magnetic ionic sphere protects hot Earthlings reddened ears.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Ears are recording sounds ...
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
... sounds of undressing nymphomaniacs discussing screwing.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
screwing can redden extension, wrecking intimate night groping
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Jaggedone
Banned |
groping Ruth or Petra is not good! |
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
good or outright deviant
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Jaggedone
Banned |
deviant exotic vanity is anti-normal treatment |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Treatment: Rectal endoscopy, and take mild elixirs nightly, thrice.
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
thrice had Richard's itchy cock erupted
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Erupted racks usually plastic truffles, emulating dumplings!
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Jimbo Gunn
On Remand Location: HMP Belmarsh Registered: 19 Mar 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
DUMPLINGS udders mammaries potatoes lumps implants norks gobstoppers squachies
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Squachies quite understandably arouse cocks hardening in erect stiffness.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Stiffness troubles inhibit Fred's fornicating naughtiness, especially sexy swinging.
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Swinging will incapacitate nude gigolos in nice gardens.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hello, Fergus.
I was meaning to talk to you about something important. Do you know anything about electric showers? I don't mean whether you know 'of' them in terms of being aware of their existence, but rather if you were familiar with fixing broken ones. Get back to me. I might start a separate thread for it so that we may discuss things further. Gardens are rectangularly designed enclosures, nice spaces. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spaces push all clouds even stronger.
Funny you should mention showers JB, I had a new one put in the garage and after a couple of weeks it stopped working, not completely, just intermittently, not so much a walkout, more of a planned industrial action. What's the problem with it? How old is it and what make is it? I may not be able to help. Lovely to hear from you. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I started a new thread for this very topic.
Check it out, baby. Stronger than rabid ostriches - nature's greatest environmental rogue. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rogue ogres get uglier earlier.
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