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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 17 Sep 10 01:23
Dracula rarely ate Chinese until last August.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Sep 10 13:57
August usually gives us sunny times.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 17 Sep 10 16:28
Times imply multiplication, expansion, swelling!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 17 Sep 10 18:13
Swelling water excavates land. Land is normally green.



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Posted: 18 Sep 10 03:16
Green reporters effectively editorialize news.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Sep 10 04:06
News east west south.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 18 Sep 10 04:06
South - or, 'underneath' the hemisphere.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 18 Sep 10 13:06
Hemisphere: Earth's magnetic ionic sphere protects hot Earthlings reddened ears.



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Posted: 18 Sep 10 15:58
Ears are recording sounds ...

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 16:03
... sounds of undressing nymphomaniacs discussing screwing.

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 18 Sep 10 16:50
screwing can redden extension, wrecking intimate night groping

Jaggedone
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Posted: 18 Sep 10 16:59

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

screwing can redden extension, wrecking intimate night groping


groping Ruth or Petra is not good!

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 17:00
good or outright deviant

Jaggedone
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Quote: Jimbo Gunn

good or outright deviant


deviant exotic vanity is anti-normal treatment

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 18:21
Treatment: Rectal endoscopy, and take mild elixirs nightly, thrice.

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 20:28
thrice had Richard's itchy cock erupted

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 18 Sep 10 21:38
Erupted racks usually plastic truffles, emulating dumplings!

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 22:40 - Edited By: Jimbo Gunn, 18 Sep 10 22:41
DUMPLINGS udders mammaries potatoes lumps implants norks gobstoppers squachies

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Posted: 18 Sep 10 23:45
Squachies quite understandably arouse cocks hardening in erect stiffness.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 12:39
Stiffness troubles inhibit Fred's fornicating naughtiness, especially sexy swinging.



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 12:45
Swinging will incapacitate nude gigolos in nice gardens.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 12:51
Hello, Fergus.

I was meaning to talk to you about something important.

Do you know anything about electric showers?
I don't mean whether you know 'of' them in terms of being aware of their existence, but rather if you were familiar with fixing broken ones.

Get back to me. I might start a separate thread for it so that we may discuss things further.


Gardens are rectangularly designed enclosures, nice spaces.



Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 13:07
Spaces push all clouds even stronger.



Funny you should mention showers JB, I had a new one put in the garage and after a couple of weeks it stopped working, not completely, just intermittently, not so much a walkout, more of a planned industrial action.

What's the problem with it? How old is it and what make is it?

I may not be able to help.

Lovely to hear from you.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Sep 10 13:22
I started a new thread for this very topic.
Check it out, baby.

Stronger than rabid ostriches - nature's greatest environmental rogue.



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Rogue ogres get uglier earlier.


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