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Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky
Registered: 20 May 08

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:12
Yeti exhibits tremendous insoles!

Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

Location: Planet Earth
Registered: 29 Dec 06

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:17
Insoles? New shoes of leather exhibit stiffness.

Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:20
Stiffness that I feel, feels nice, ecstatically sensual state.

Jimbo Gunn
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Location: HMP Belmarsh
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:22
state took asylum tenants earnings

Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:23 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Sep 10 15:26
Hold on, Jimbo.

Earnings are really nice incentives; not gratuities, Sir!

Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:23 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Sep 10 15:26
Sir, I repeat!


OK, now it's you, JG.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:27 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 15 Sep 10 16:49

Quote: Monkey Woods

Endure nightmares daily, under ragged eiderdown.


eiderdown in-doors, erotic rampages dribbling on wet nipples/not welcome, but I'll repeat (just had onions for dinner!)

repeat, eat peas, eggs and tomatoes

Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 15:30 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Sep 10 16:51
Tomatoes, oranges, marmalade and toast - or egg souffle?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 16:50

Quote: Monkey Woods

Oops, sorry, JO. A mix-up between me and JG. The word is Repeat.

Go back and edit your last one. We'll sort it in a minute


just did it, word is now tomatoes, please carry on up the Kyber

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 15 Sep 10 17:24

Quote: Monkey Woods

Tomatoes, oranges, marmalade and toast - or egg souffle?


Souffle omelette using fried fig leaves, evenly.


I might try this recipe in my dreams tonight.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 17:25

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Monkey Woods

Oops, sorry, JO. A mix-up between me and JG. The word is Repeat.

Go back and edit your last one. We'll sort it in a minute


just did it, word is now tomatoes, please carry on up the Kyber


souffle or unusual fluffy, floppy lovely edible?

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 15 Sep 10 17:59
Jesus fucking Christ, Jaggedone!


The fucking word is EVENLY.

Will you ever pay attention?
Well? Will you?

For fucks sake, man?
This is a very serious business.
People's lives depend on this game.
One wrong move and the whole thing is thrown out of sync.
A bit like the fake contestants 'singing' on the fucking Xcrement-Factor.

EVENLY




Jaggedone
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 18:38

Quote: Jesus Budda

Jesus fucking Christ, Jaggedone!


The fucking word is EVENLY.

Will you ever pay attention?
Well? Will you?

For fucks sake, man?
This is a very serious business.
People's lives depend on this game.
One wrong move and the whole thing is thrown out of sync.
A bit like the fake contestants 'singing' on the fucking Xcrement-Factor.

EVENLY


JB, you're hibernating aagain, evenly, even!

evenly vain Edward, never loved Yanks



Jimbo Gunn
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Jimbo Gunn

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 23:24
Yanks are notoriously knowledgeable.... Seriously

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 16 Sep 10 00:56
Seriously edited rambling is often unnecessarily shown - like yours.

The San Francisco Onion
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The San Francisco Onion

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Posted: 16 Sep 10 02:41
Yours outright ... until repossessed, surely.

IainB
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Posted: 16 Sep 10 08:17
Surely undergraduates read educational literature, yes?

Iain

Jaggedone
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Posted: 16 Sep 10 15:43

Quote: IainB

Surely undergraduates read educational literature, yes?

Iain


yes, excessive sex!

Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 16 Sep 10 16:54
Sex excites Xanthippe!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 16 Sep 10 17:39
Xanthippe?
Had to look this one up to find out about her. Turns out she used to live just down the road from me. Funny old world, isn't it?
No?

Ah well....

Xanthippe: a naughty, terrible, hateful imp. Probably plucks eyebrows.



Jaggedone
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Posted: 16 Sep 10 17:40

Quote: Jesus Budda

Xanthippe?
Had to look this one up to find out about her. Turns out she used to live just down the road from me. Funny old world, isn't it?
No?

Ah well....

Xanthippe: a naughty, terrible, hateful imp. Probably plucks eyebrows.


eyebrows yield eyeballs behind rows of wet sobs

Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 16 Sep 10 17:59
Sobs obviate badass Scylla!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 16 Sep 10 18:03
What is it with you and Greek stuff?

Scylla claimed yak's like licking arses.




Jaggedone
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Posted: 16 Sep 10 19:32

Quote: Jesus Budda

What is it with you and Greek stuff?

Scylla claimed yak's like licking arses.


arses regard sexual equality sad

Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 16 Sep 10 20:34
Sad anemic Dracula!


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