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Jesus Budda
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Posted: 11 Sep 10 13:23

Quote: Jimbo Gunn


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Hello, Jimbo. Hows it hanging?


I tried to return incognito as Hair Apparent but the account got blocked when the hints I dropped about being someone from the past were mistakenly taken as me being some other far more brutal past spoofer.

I'm struggling. Thanks for asking!


Don't worry, Jimbo. It's crappy when pranks don't wor out as expected. Next time, eh.

Asthma stops Timmy having masturbation aerobics.



Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 11 Sep 10 16:13
Aerobics exercises repeated often build impressive cock size



Quote: Jesus Budda
Don't worry, Jimbo. It's crappy when pranks don't wor out as expected. Next time, eh.



Yeah, life would be rosy if the pranks were the worry. But this dose of galloping knob rot and Mrs Gunn's rosy thrush... Well...

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Posted: 12 Sep 10 02:44 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 12 Sep 10 02:47

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Aerobics exercises repeated often build impressive cock size




They aren't doing much for your avatar.

Size: I'm zoologically extreme.


Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 12 Sep 10 08:29
extreme xylitol taking represses erotic muscle erection

Jaggedone
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Posted: 12 Sep 10 10:54

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

extreme xylitol taking represses erotic muscle erection


erection raises ejaculation counts, timing is of necessity

PS: Jimbo, wlecome back to the fold, it's great to hear from you and your muscles.

PSS: Message to SFO, never insult the best metal band on the planet, otherwise I'll send a German Messerschmitt over to bomb you off of the planet!!!!!!!!!!! Arbeit Macht Frei you know!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 12 Sep 10 12:37
Necessity = extreme calamity; essential; something serious. Infers trouble? Yes!

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 12 Sep 10 14:28
Yes, ejaculation song

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 Sep 10 15:22

Quote: Jimbo Gunn

Yes, ejaculation song


song on NME, Gaga

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 13 Sep 10 15:55 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 13 Sep 10 15:55
Gaga about Gaga's Adobo?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 Sep 10 17:37

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Gaga about Gaga's Adobo?


Adobo does offer Bimbo's options

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 13 Sep 10 17:48
Options partially trick Inuit's on naked swims.



That as a bit shit, but I'm a little tried after my previous kill.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 13 Sep 10 18:11 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 13 Sep 10 18:12

Quote: Jesus Budda

Options partially trick Inuit's on naked swims.



That as a bit shit, but I'm a little tried after my previous kill.


JB, are you pissed or just momentarily blacked-out?

swims webbed in majestic swans

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 09:03
swans will attack naked swimmers

IainB
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 11:54
Swimmers will incredibly make more Euros round Sweden.

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 13:45
Sweden: worked everywhere, Denmark, even Norway!

IainB
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 13:59
Norway offered reviled whaling activities yesterday

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IainB

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Posted: 14 Sep 10 14:01
Yesterday, everybody stroked the ermine round Dame Anne's Yashmak

Iain

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 15:24

Quote: IainB

Yesterday, everybody stroked the ermine round Dame Anne's Yashmak

Iain


Yashmak allowed Southern Hemisphere meat and Kartoffeln! (look it up in your German dictionaries!)

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 15:39
Kartoffeln - ah, right, Taties! Oh, Fish Fingers excite like nothing!

Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 14 Sep 10 17:27
Nothing on this horse is normal, Gerry!



Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Sep 10 18:04

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Nothing on this horse is normal, Gerry!


Gerry extends riding randies, YIPEE

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 03:04
Yipee! I'm presently exhibiting elation!

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 04:18 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 15 Sep 10 04:18
Elation, like a termite, is often nibbling.

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Posted: 15 Sep 10 04:49
Nibbling: It's biting, but less intense. Nibble gently.

Jimbo Gunn
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Posted: 15 Sep 10 14:30
gently excavate new trench... Look, yeti!


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