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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Nov 08 00:32
Soil or inverted lime.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Nov 08 00:33
Lime in my excrement.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 9 Nov 08 14:21

Quote: Monkey Woods

Lime in my excrement.


Excrement x-rays contain relatively exciting moisture essences, not turds



Monkey Woods
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Posted: 9 Nov 08 16:12
Turds, unless runny, denote stability.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Nov 08 18:21

Quote: Monkey Woods

Turds, unless runny, denote stability.


Stability troubles all borrowers, including lonely, insignificant, twisted Yugoslavians





Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Nov 08 18:43
Yugoslavians, Ukranians, Georgians, Ossetians, Serbs, Laplanders and Vietnamese, in a new state.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Nov 08 18:49

Quote: Monkey Woods

Yugoslavians, Ukranians, Georgians, Ossetians, Serbs, Laplanders and Vietnamese, in a new state.


State territories allow twat exclusions

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Posted: 11 Nov 08 20:44
Something about americans....

Face emotions; Steven Seagal
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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 Nov 08 19:27
Exclusions: xylophones, clarinets, lutes, ukeleles, strumming instruments or new sitars.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 Nov 08 19:28
Sitars: Indians thumb, and risk songs.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 12 Nov 08 19:37
Songs of no great stature.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 13 Nov 08 18:21

Quote: Monkey Woods

Songs of no great stature.


Stature treats all Titans using resourceful economics

This could make sense to somebody somewhere.



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Posted: 13 Nov 08 19:39
Economics can offer new opportunities; maybe in cash sales.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 13 Nov 08 22:13

Quote: Monkey Woods

Economics can offer new opportunities; maybe in cash sales.


Sales always lessen economic stability

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 14 Nov 08 19:35
Stability takes a big initiative; legalize it this year.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 14 Nov 08 22:33

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Stability takes a big initiative; legalize it this year.


Year ends: always regurgitated


Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Nov 08 17:14
regurgitated

Regurgitated eggs get used regularly. Grocers involvement taints agricultural trends, enlivens diets.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Nov 08 17:15
Diets intentionally endure tasting sessions

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 27 Nov 08 18:52

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Diets intentionally endure tasting sessions


Sessions evolve sensually. Some instruments occasionally neutralize sonics.



Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Nov 08 19:17
Sonics offer no ice cream sandwiches

(For those not in the U.S., Sonic is a chain of hamburger restaurants)

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 27 Nov 08 19:22

Quote: Jalapenoman

Sonics offer no ice cream sandwiches

(For those not in the U.S., Sonic is a chain of hamburger restaurants)


I did sandwiches before.
I'll do it again.

Sandwiches are nutritional delicacies which ignorant cunts have every Sunday

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Posted: 28 Nov 08 22:26
Sunday - unusually named - delivered a yorker.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 29 Nov 08 02:32
Yorker: Often reeking kids eating rhubarb

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 29 Nov 08 14:43

Quote: Jalapenoman

Yorker: Often reeking kids eating rhubarb


Rhubarb has unusual bulbs and rubbery bits

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 9 Dec 08 01:08
Bits in tomatoes smell


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