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Jaggedone
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In the teeny years I had my problems too especially when our religious teacher told us we'd all go blind, WANKER! skinny knees in need, need yoghurt |
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yoghurt only gets heavier under reduced temperatures!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Temperatures enable monitoring, perennially, Earth radiation and tepidness using really exacting sciences.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scientists can infer events noting temperatures. Increasingly, skeptics talk shit.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Shit hits Indian teepees.
Night, everybody. Off to beddy-byes for the baby. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
teepees enduring external pissing end eventually southwards |
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Southwards over undulating terrain, Harry walked aimlessly, remembering dear sweethearts.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sweethearts won't ever end this handholding. Eventually, Arthur retched - turning stomach.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Hon. Editor, you are welcome here: stomach turned over making aches come heavily |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I would like to compliment Lowton's, SFO's and Jaggedone's previous contributions.
But I can't. Heavily exaggerated antics variously instil loose yabbering. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Rt. Hon.JB, I wish to thank you anyway yabbering at bollocks brings excrement rapidly rising into nearby gutters |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I like the word 'Gutters'.
Reminds me of where I came from. And continue to be. Gutters = usually tossed trash, excrement, rubbish, scum. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Scum: completely unsurpassed movie!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Movies on videotape irk entertainment specialists.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The word was 'movie', not 'movies'.
Normally I'd let this go. But not tonight. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Fair enough, my lad.
You lit the pipe, you choose who smokes it. Movie Oscars violate independent entertainment. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Entertainment night: that's entertainment! Reality TV - an incredible new medium entertaining numbskulled trolls.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Trolls rummage over lurid, little secrets.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Secrets! Excerpts containing really exciting true stories.
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stories totally outrageous reside in esoteric spoofs!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spoofs partake, often, of fictitious sludge.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sludge: latent uteral detritus; genital excretion.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Excretion: x-rated 'crap', routinely excreted through inside of nipsy.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nipsy, irate people sometimes yelp.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Yelp!" exclaimed Leonard's Pomeranian.
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