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Jaggedone
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tits inside trousers suck |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
suck up cunt kneeing |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Kneeing nuts? Excruciating! Even I'm not gratuitous.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Gratuitious racist analogies - that unfortunately I tally - only upset. Sorry!"
Mel Gibson |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorry - our Range Rover's yellow.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yellow edibles, like lemons, overjoy Wendy.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Wendy excreted nasty dioxins yesterday.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yesterday, eating sandwiches, Tina expressly requested dietary additives, Yousef.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yousef, often 'Usef', sexually excited Farida.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Farida - a raunchy, insidious, divine Arab.
She was all those things, and I loved her. Still do. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arab rode a baboon.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
baboon at Bombay often offers nuts |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Nuts usually taste salty.
Ooer! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Salty armpits likely taste yucky.
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Lady Godiva
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Yucky! Unusual camel kicking you.
Well! I tried! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You oughta untry. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
'Untry'? Now try ripping yarn.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yarn: a right nonsense!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Nonsense, or nonsensical?" said Edward.
"Nonsense!" said Ermintrude. |
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Jaggedone
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Ermintrude, ridiculous mainly introvert name, taught reckless "untermenschen" dark episodes |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Episodes = periodical, individual serials of daytime entertainment shows.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
excellent JB, happy turdday shows how old wankers suck |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
If it was feasible wave a gentle hello to you through the computer monitor, then would.
But it's not. Yet. Suck up chopped kiwi. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
no need JB, keep your hands safely tucked beneath your belt, but thanks for the thought. Kiwi is wading Ibis |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I will NEVER keep my hands there! Ever!
Ibis = bird. Incredibly skinny. |
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