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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 22 Aug 10 12:32 - Edited By: Jesus Budda, 22 Aug 10 12:39
Quote: Lady Godiva

Mumbling usually means bubbling language involving new gynecomnastia.



Hey...I didn't look 'back' there....was someone getting slightly irate? Never mind....we are all friends here.


Oh hello there, Lady Godiva, you fucking stupid bitch.
Nice to see you, to see you nice.

Gynecomnastia?
Don't you mean Gynecomastia? As in the abnormal growth of man-boobs (thank you Google)?
I'm presuming you meant Gynecomastia, so I'll do that.

No, no, no...I don't mean I'll grow abnormally sized man-boobs!
I meant, I'll 'do' the word.

Gynecomastia: Yes? No?
Every community organises Mammary Associations (swollen tits), I acknowledge.


Tatty poo!
Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape
Monkey Woods

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Posted: 22 Aug 10 15:33
Acknowledge cooked kippers, not often wiped, like Edward's dirty, great ears.









That took an effort.
The San Francisco Onion
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The San Francisco Onion

Location: The produce section
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 20:03
Ears are righteous souvenirs.
The San Francisco Onion
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The San Francisco Onion

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Posted: 23 Aug 10 05:34 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 23 Aug 10 05:37
Souvenirs of Ursula's vacation: European newspapers, including Romania's Star-Telegram.

Hyphen-nice day, arse-holes!
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 23 Aug 10 13:22 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 23 Aug 10 13:24
JB THANKS FOR CATCHING MY TYPO BACK THERE

Star-Telegram? Tough! A ruddy talented elephant lazily, effortlessly, gently, rode a marsupilami.
Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 23 Aug 10 14:44
Marsupilami: Animal? Rock set-up, unusually progressive? I like a mystery, innit?
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 23 Aug 10 14:49
Innit! Nicely noted idiotic terminology!
Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 23 Aug 10 14:55
Terminology elicits real meaning. I never offer, lend or give yoghurt.
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 23 Aug 10 15:06
Yoghurt on grilled hamburgers usually rated 'terrible'.
Monkey Woods
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Monkey Woods

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Posted: 23 Aug 10 15:13
Terrible: egg risotto ruined in bad labia experiment.
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 23 Aug 10 15:20
Experiment! X-rays probably experiments in many experimental newer talulas.
Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 23 Aug 10 17:21
Talulas always leave unlit lamps as shadows!
Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 23 Aug 10 17:43
Shadows have a dark, organic, wispy shape.
The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 23 Aug 10 19:00
Shape: Headlong as penis engorged.
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 12:19
Engorged nether-regions greatly over-estimated. Randy guys easily duped.
Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 16:46
Quote: Lady Godiva

Engorged nether-regions greatly over-estimated. Randy guys easily duped.


duped, usually pissed, ending docile
Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:26
Docile old coots itemise letters/envelopes.
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:30
Envelopes need voluptuous, elegant ladies, overtly placed,exciting stamp-collectors.

Hyphened again!
Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:31
Quote: Jesus Budda

Docile old coots itemise letters/envelopes.


envelopes need very easy licks or plasmatic eloping suckers
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:33 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 24 Aug 10 17:44
Suckers usually come kinkilly - even rattling stakes.


(OK so I can't spell 'kinkilly' - I've not needed to use it before!!)
Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:36
Quote: Lady Godiva

Suckers usually come kinkily even rattling stakes.


stakes take all knockers, even strippers
Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:41
Strippers try really impossible poses - poorly experienced rejects scamper.
Lady Godiva
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:46
Scamper? Careful aging Madames prance elegantly, regardless,.
Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind
Posted: 24 Aug 10 17:53
Regardless, Edith gambled against Rupert despite losing endlessly. Stupid slut!
Jaggedone
Banned
Posted: 24 Aug 10 19:15 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 24 Aug 10 19:16
Quote: Jesus Budda

Regardless, Edith gambled against Rupert despite losing endlessly. Stupid slut!


slut licks Ursulas tits

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