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The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 19 Aug 10 08:25
Thanks for clearing that up!

Space prisons admit cosmic embezzlers.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 19 Aug 10 14:48
Embezzlers: Materazzi 'butter', ergo, Zinedine Zidane, liked exhibiting razor-sharp sentiment.

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 19 Aug 10 15:09
Sentiment equates necessary tendencies in mortals, encouraging natural troilism!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 19 Aug 10 15:49

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Sentiment equates necessary tendencies in mortals, encouraging natural troilism!


troilism, really! One is letting in sarcastic metaphors

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 19 Aug 10 17:37
Metaphors/egalitarian terms are positively humourless or really shitty.



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Posted: 19 Aug 10 18:56 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 19 Aug 10 18:59
Shitty? Humourless? In those terms, yes.

Oh, well. At least I have a place in the Cult of Jesus Budda!

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Posted: 20 Aug 10 06:50

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Care for a biscuit?




Yes, Ego. Shortbread.

(Three can play at this game, Monkey Jesus)

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Posted: 20 Aug 10 13:42
Shortbread has oaty, rough texture, but remains edible and delicious.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 14:43
Delicious egg lasagne is curdled in offal - undeniably succulent!

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 15:47
Succulent utile cacti cannot usually labor economically, negotiating typewriters!

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 15:53
Typewriters! Youz people earlier, wrote rubbish instantly typing everything ruthlessly savage. (Before computers!)

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Posted: 20 Aug 10 15:55
'Savage' and 'violent' are generally evil.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 16:06
Evil veils innocent laughter!

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Posted: 20 Aug 10 16:13
Laughter and unbridled guffawing; hark, the ecstatic riddling!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 20 Aug 10 17:17
Riddling is deliciously devious, like inheriting Norman's gerbils.



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Posted: 20 Aug 10 18:40
Gerbils enjoy radicchio, but I loathe salads.

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 03:10
Salads and lettuce are decidedly shite.

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 05:44

Quote: Monkey Woods

Salads and lettuce are decidedly shite.




That's what Jesus Budda said about metaphors and egalitarianism, only in American lingo.

"Shite happens" in terms English.

Shouldn't one of you be the yin anyway, and the other yang?

Care to try a metaphor about salads? I left you an "S" to work with.

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 08:53 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 21 Aug 10 08:53

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Care to try a metaphor about salads? I left you an "S" to work with.




What do you mean by this? ^^^


English: normally, grammar lesson is somewhat haphazard.

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Posted: 21 Aug 10 09:53

Quote: Monkey Woods


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Care to try a metaphor about salads? I left you an "S" to work with.




What do you mean by this? ^^^


English: normally, grammar lesson is somewhat haphazard.




You know, an "S" for "salads," as in:

English nosh goodies, licking incredible salads happily.

Haphazard anagram post hailed answer. Zany anagram reply delivered.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:00
What's all this nonsense about, SFO?
This is a game, man, not some chit-chat shop for chit-chatting about bits and bobs and odds and ends.

Delivered envelopes, letters, items vandals eat regularly each day.



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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:02
Day at York.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 21 Aug 10 14:16
York = original regal kingdom.



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Posted: 21 Aug 10 19:06

Quote: Jesus Budda

What's all this nonsense about, SFO?

This is a game, man, not some chit-chat shop for chit-chatting about bits and bobs and odds and ends.




"Kingdom is now gagged. Don't offer mumbling."

Sez JB.

Lady Godiva
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Posted: 22 Aug 10 04:50 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 22 Aug 10 04:52
Mumbling usually means bubbling language involving new gynecomnastia.



Hey...I didn't look 'back' there....was someone getting slightly irate? Never mind....we are all friends here.


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