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Jaggedone
Banned |
DICKHEAD IN CUNT KNOWS HE ENTERED AT DUSK |
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IainB
Gentle with me  Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dusk usually signals kinkiness
Iain |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
kinkiness indeed needs kinky idiots needing extreme S&M Sex |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Sex embellishes xenophobia.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, I have noticed recently that you're very limited with X's? xenophobia equals notorious overtones producing Hitlerisms or behavioural intimidations acutely |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I know, Jaggedone. It's either xenophobia, xenomorph, xenophobe, xenith, Xena, x-ray or plain ol' simple x for me.
That's just the way. I need some more x words please. Acutely chanting uses tremulous echoes like yodelling. Not a 'y' fan myslef either. Its all yellow, yodel, yodelling or y-fronts for me. Give me some more x and y's please, mammy. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
yodelling only damages external larynx leaving it needing gurgling |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Gurgling unexpectedly released gastrointestinal liquids," infant's nanny gagged.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Gagged and gurgling; God! Exceptional development!
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Jaggedone
Banned |
development enhances VD eventually leaving other possibilities, meningitis, eventual nausean tummies |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tummies untucked may make infrequently employed stars.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stars that are right tossers!
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase  Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tossers only serve salads, eschewing rotund squashes!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Squashes queers under a sash hammer, expecting sanctions.
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Hello, dear chaps and chapesses. Fuck you fuckers and the fucking fucks you fucked in on. With that random outburst out of the way let the games commence.... Sanctions are NATO's choice threat in obligating nations' servitude. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
stars to are rare sights |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
"Servitude" equals representative valets - indignant, tipless, underpaid downtown employees!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sights include Golden heights that soar.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
soar or arse rash! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Rash arseholes sometimes hurry.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
hurry up randy Rodney, YELL! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yell, "Everyone loves Laura!"
She has her own radio show, you know. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
no I don't know Laura asked, "undo rear arse!" |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Arse-raiding star evaders.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It is my (Jesus Budda's) contention that you, SFO, have answered a non-existent entry, viz. ase. Arse-raiding, although an interesting concept, would count only as an 'a', the hyphen rendering the whole as one word. Despite this, amd my obvious pedanticism this morning, I shall proceed with 'evaders'. Evaders - viz. arse-raiders, deny entering rectal space. |
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