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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 15:58
Toilet or, informally, 'loo'? Essentially, 'toilet'.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 16:00
Toilet or, interestingly, 'loo'. Essentially 'toilet'.


Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 16:02
Toilet, or in Lille, er ...toilette

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 16:05 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 10 Aug 10 16:07
Toilette: once I licked Elsie through the earhole.

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 17:22
Earhole? Hmmm, methinks that is TWO WORDS, Monkey my boy.

But seeing as its you....


Earhole = a round hole/opening. Looks elongated.




PS: Dear Monkey Woods,
If I started doing lots and lots of anagrams in a row without giving others their turn there would be an uproar. Curses on you for managing to get away with these antics.

Yours,

Jimbo Gunn







Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 17:34

Quote: Jesus Budda

Earhole? Hmmm, methinks that is TWO WORDS, Monkey my boy.

But seeing as its you....


Earhole = a round hole/opening. Looks elongated.




PS: Dear Monkey Woods,
If I started doing lots and lots of anagrams in a row without giving others their turn there would be an uproar. Curses on you for managing to get away with these antics.

Yours,

Jimbo Gunn


ELONGATED LONG ONES NEED GAUGING AT TIMES, ESPECIALLY DILDO'S

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 17:42
Dildo's = illicit, long dick objects. Sexual.





Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 17:48

Quote: Jesus Budda

Dildo's = illicit, long dick objects. Sexual.


JB, that's right up your alley?

sexual experiences = Xmas under a lamp

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 17:58
How dare you.
I have no need for a dildo when the leg of a table does the job just as well.


Lamp = a molten plasma.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 18:22

Quote: Jesus Budda

How dare you.
I have no need for a dildo when the leg of a table does the job just as well.


Lamp = a molten plasma.


JB, you tickled me pink with that one, ha, ha!

plasma lasts as silicone meets atoms

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 19:20
Atoms totally organize modern society!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 10 Aug 10 19:56

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Atoms totally organize modern society!


society open college in extremeties teases youth

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 04:03 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 11 Aug 10 04:05
Youth often used to hit.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 10:49

Quote: Monkey Woods

Youth often used to hit.


hit in tit

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 14:54
Tit in teeth.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 15:48

Quote: Monkey Woods

Tit in teeth.


teeth excite even toothless has-beens

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 17:17
Has-beens always slander bigger entities - especially new stars.







Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 17:40

Quote: Jesus Budda

Has-beens always slander bigger entities - especially new stars.


stars twinkle at rays sun

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 17:45
Sun uses neutrons.



Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 18:02
Neutrons enable Uranium to reproduce other neutrons substantially!

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 18:16
Substantially using brown sauce takes a Nigerian time in accommodating local lady's yields.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 18:27

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Neutrons enable Uranium to reproduce other neutrons substantially!


cocky bastard!

substantially usually being sexual titilations after night time initiations around Lucifers lusty yowlers

Jesus Budda
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 18:35
Hello, Jaggedone.

Look above.
The word is YIELDS.


No cheating, matey!



Jaggedone
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 18:45

Quote: Jesus Budda

Hello, Jaggedone.

Look above.
The word is YIELDS.


No cheating, matey!


OK,
yields it elegantly leaving dildo's sagging

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 11 Aug 10 19:55
Sagging attics generate groans in nighttime gynecology!


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